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We might end up with some nice new gold fixtures and fittings around SJP. Maybe a statue of this sheikh outside the ground. Half-time hookahs from the pie shop. This could be class.

Even better news if it's some rich geezer from Dubai. As long as he doesn't try to pick the team or who we sign, I'd gladly take his money for players off his hands.

Never mind that, how gay does the whole thing sound?! "Jumping for joy"???? They only do that in Enid Blyton novels ffs. "With our arms round each other." Jesus H Christ!

It's not as simple as just assets minus debts, but yes, both are taken into account when valuing a business. Not sure what Abramovich did with Chelsea's debts, because he's so mentally loaded, but when valuing a company you have to take their debts into consideration.

I know you weren't knocking it, you goon!

Italian passport apparently.

Was that the sound of air escaping from your baggy bumhole, Mr. I Need a Bigger Model?

There was still a bit of banter between the two of them which was canny though. It wasn't a patch on Swingers though, I agree.

Hmmmmmm.

Nice gesture actually. They'll need to get it in the local press for it to work though. Perhaps Craig Hope can do a video address to the Geordie Nation. "................mm-hm............................right.....................ehhhhhm................."

Aye, don't forget, this was the same bloke that said we were looking at "£7m rated" Miroslave Klose. Probably a load of shit.

Class price for Boum if it's true. Suspect it hinges on them getting promoted this season and all sorts of other add-ons though. We'll see.....

Not you, Jimbo!

You weren't saying that last week when we'd "cooled our interest" you face-like-an-old-sofa looking twat!?

Aye, caught in the act. I've got one of him on my phone as insurance.

No full stop. Dotbum will be on your ASS! 181890[/snapback] Question mark even! Or maybe a "?!".

No full stop. Dotbum will be on your ASS!

Somebody edited my post.

I think that's the right one. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/africa/5270960.stm 181874[/snapback] I take everything that Oluwashina Okeleji says with a pinch of salt tbh. Until I hear it from Alan Oliver, it's bollocks.

"In this instance", not "in this instant". 181853[/snapback] in·stance ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nstns) n. An example that is cited to prove or invalidate a contention or illustrate a point. See Synonyms at example. A case or an occurrence: In all such instances, let conscience be your guide. You lose, DotHom! 181862[/snapback] That's ObaGol to you! Have you not just proved my point? You said "in this instant", I don't even wan't to get into it, I just took the piss because you said you were happy to be proven wrong. And I was initially having a go at TF, not you, ginger-ninny. 181871[/snapback] I said in this instance you complete spaz! You picked me up on something I hadn't even got wrong. What a HOM!

I heard about you trying to get Renton to take photos of us all btw! I caught him taking one of me on his mobile, although that may have been for self-pleasure purposes. Doesn't even register on the Renton scale btw. Oh, and Elf is CLASS. 181865[/snapback] best xmas movie is bad santa - 181868[/snapback] "You ain't gonna shit right for a month."

I heard about you trying to get Renton to take photos of us all btw! I caught him taking one of me on his mobile, although that may have been for self-pleasure purposes. Doesn't even register on the Renton scale btw. Oh, and Elf is CLASS.

I can't find that story on the Beeb btw.

"In this instance", not "in this instant". 181853[/snapback] in·stance ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nstns) n. An example that is cited to prove or invalidate a contention or illustrate a point. See Synonyms at example. A case or an occurrence: In all such instances, let conscience be your guide. You lose, DotHom!

Figures taken from the latest copy of "Ride" magazine which plopped onto Renty's doormat this morning.