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His "this is really making me feel sad" face when she's talking.

To be fair, Villa and Chelsea have been selling academy players to one another for £20m each the past few days. I think it's in response to that, although no question we were planning on doing the same with Minteh/DCL.

If Labour get in, Starmer is gonna let all the unprocessed asylum cases stay, and just release them onto the streets according to Sunak. He's gone crackers.

If anyone can bring themselves to watch it. Incredibly, Kate Ferguson, who is heavily rumoured to be shagging Tory Party Chairman Ric Holden, is doing the post-debate analysis. Sunak is up first so I'm just gonna watch him hopefully get slaughtered and turn it off.

I can't believe I'm even having to type this, bit: Johnny Marr >>>>>>>>>>> Rick Parfitt And it's not REMOTELY close.

This is where a professed love of Status Quo really does come back to bite you.

If its architecture you want, some of you lads need to get yourself to the Glass Centre in Sunderland.

This is the Swiss Ramble from last week where he went through every PL club in a really long, detailed post, and said who still had work to do, and to what extent. See the number at the bottom - he has us about £44m short. The fact that we're valuing Minteh at around 40m would suggest he's not far off.

New MRP. 250 seat majority and that's based on an 18 point lead. I think the average polling lead is actually 20 points, which makes the next slide interesting.... Almost half of the 110 seats the Tories win in this MRP are marginal - note the top of the slide says that if the Labour lead is 2 points higher, ie in line with the polling average, 52 of those 110 Tory seats would go elsewhere. If the polling is right, this lot winning even 150 seats is right at the extreme end of what they could hope for. Pretty mental.

Do you think Tony Stark's parents deprived him of tech?

This is what flailing looks like. Fucking hell

Thought this was very good. It won't matter a bit with the people voting for Reform, etc, but moon on a stick manifestos do have an impact on the campaign, and the smaller parties get away with some pure bullshit.

Job swap, Southgate for Sunak. I know this is mental running polling on an England manager, but this tournament is the point where I've finally completely lost patience with him. Looks like plenty others have too.

They had Town Centre Casey running negotiations, I heard.

How about we get this bidding war resolved in the next 6 days lads?

Lyon are under a transfer embargo. The story linking them to Minteh basically has to be bollocks.

Was it not dog friendly cinemas? That's a thing now, and they'll put the volume on much lower so as not to deafen/terrify them. I'm all for it.

If this was our banker PSR fiddle, it does now put us in a pickle.

I would strongly recommend not having kids. My dog has, as yet, not asked for a mobile phone.

This one simple change will unleash the three lions.

AppBlock you do once, set and forget baby. It has a "strict" setting so that even the person that owns the phone can't get around it or disable the blocking. I mean your daughter may never speak to you again, but needs must.

There's third party apps where you can block stuff and get reports if they look at things they shouldn't (or try to look at things they shouldn't). If she's on android, Google Family Link is a thing, or there's third party apps. If you really wanted to lock shit down, get something like AppBlock, block all the apps on her phone other than ones you want, and you can even limit access to those apps within certain time frames. New apps installed from the play store can be automatically added to the blocklist too.