Gemmill

Might need to get Toonpack a job as an Asda greeter so he can stop OBSESSING about me.

There's absolutely no way Ed Davey isn't actively trying to get a comedy photo-op here

I don't know much about this bloke Chelsea are looking to poach from Leicester, but has he done much more than smash up the Championship with a squad with which Steve Bruce could have smashed up the Championship?

Farage calling Sunak out throughout the campaign is the last thing he needs though, whilst he's desperately trying to claw back some of the lost Reform vote.

Sunak would be mad to accept but this is probably damaging for him anyway cos of Farage's framing.

I'm not a huge connoisseur of these things, but if any party has ever had a first week to a general election campaign worse than this, I'll be amazed.

BACON SANDWICH TIME!

Not getting any better for them.

Aye, nothing stopping us hiring him. Not ideal to be paying two people for the same job, but Ashworth will be off the books soon enough.

The people interviewing him will be well aware of his record. Way more than any of us are. If it was possible to draw such easy conclusions from 777 group, he wouldn't have even made the long list, never mind the short one.

We ended up with our second choice manager and that hasn't worked out too badly. We stick all their balls in a sieve, and the ones that remain after a vigorous shake are the ones that get the job.

He must have jogged to the shops, cos that's his running gear he's got on.

If he picks them with no manager and a fucking batshit scattergun approach to everything, they're welcome to him.

Gammon Overlord Farage says the national service idea is a joke. There goes those votes they hoped to steal back from Reform.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/may/26/it-is-foolish-and-self-indulgent-for-the-anti-starmer-left-to-split-the-labour-vote?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other @Rayvin Have you read this? I'm not being a cunt btw, your vote is your vote.

The yoot don't hang about. Add it to the list: Platty joobs Genny lec Cozzie livs Nashy servs

Actually, when you write it down, what's clear is that they must believe that this single election could be an extinction event for them. So saving as many seats as possible, no matter how crazy the offering required to do so, actually makes sense to them.

The people they're appealing to are dying in their droves, and their last gasp attempt to save some seats in this SINGLE election, is to turn generations of future adults even further against them. It's like they're pissed.

He should get this everywhere he goes for the next 5 and a bit weeks.

It's nice when real football fans get to see their team win. Soooooo good.

When the odds are stacked against them.

Whistle bang on 7 minutes. Fucking absurd these referees.

Just feels like Man City would be happy to continue passing the ball to one another and then be surprised when the ref ends the game with them still losing.

7 minutes. Man United still PGMOL's favourite. Gonna take a while for that to wear off.