Gemmill

Nice one.

Not that I'm condoning this sort of thing, but you could tell him that you've got him on CCTV in Smiths and it would be better for him if he just met you both and came clean. Errrr allegedly. And stuff.

Eh? He wants to have this bloke captured and be typing with his head like.

I would leave it to them two for the minute in case we send him conflicting messages. All in good time.

I blame Craig tbh. The least evolved IT Monkey I've ever come across. 117501[/snapback] I blame you bastids for making the place so popular and completely blowing our webspace! Not like I can just press a button to magically increase it like, unless you wanna put your hand in your wallet Scott! Mind those moths when you open it though! 117578[/snapback] How much would it cost like? I'll make a donation if we genuinely need more money to keep the place going. Having said that, everyone'll fuck off as soon as this thread's finished.

You type that one-handed? 117597[/snapback]

Too busy playing bad cop to themags' good cop. 117585[/snapback] I'll bet it's like watching Police Academy in Durham today 117593[/snapback] Peasepud is the white Hightower.

Seems fair enough.

I can just imagine Renton leaping round his living room with his gun/mouse in his hand in hot pants and a sleeveless shirt tied at the midriff. "You want some? I'm handy!"

Too busy playing bad cop to themags' good cop.

I bet they think they're the fucking Hardy Boys at the minute.

Having said that, the skinhead had already agreed to do his ironing nude whilst The Operator saw to himself, so maybe it's not so bad after all.

Just so this fact isn't lost on anyone, The Operator texted a picture of his cock to a skinhead. Lest we forget.

I bet he's shiteing himself. Both b and c are technically impersonating a police officer like. I would try b on maybe and see what happens. If he agrees to meet fair enough, if he doesn't then resort to a.

Could well have been him in a wig on the photos, given the chebbage. Just had a text from pud saying: "Bastid thinks I'm a copper! Me! Cheeky twat!" If only he'd taken some cuffs with him, we could have nicked him.

Any word on whether themags has potted the brown with the skinheed yet?

I'm pleased it's turning out to be a scam like. Never mind being careful though, if one of them has to take a hiding to entertain me then so be it.

UPDATE! "THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED! I REPEAT - THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED!" I made that up by the way.

So......has anyone got any tips for the national?

The guest count has dropped to 3. Clearly people have had their fill of this anti-climactical shit.

Tell you what like, whilst the fact that she's arranged to meet them at the same time hopefully proves that she's not doing this for real, if she is just doing it to scam £50 out of people, it's a fairly dangerous game to be playing. Silly lass.

Pig on stilts. You can't blame her, tbf.

Shambles tbh.

Bugger. I was hoping it was gonna be a scam.

WTF is Smooth doing online when he should be in Durham?