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Obviously this is based solely on what I heard on the radio (which means fuck all really), but it sounded to me like he was constantly losing possession.

Has anyone heard what he said? Lockwood said this on Magic but I haven't heard what he had to say....

This week then? Have we decided that's when it'll be?

I want Man United to catch Chelsea, but I don't want Spurs in the CL, so it's a bit of a weird one today. I just think with Everton last year, you knew there would be no long term benefit of them qualifying for the CL, but I could see Spurs under Jol really taking advantage of the increased revenue and exposure to kick on and leave us behind them.

10th, I think.

70,908 at Old Trafford today. New Premiership record. Forking hell!

Anyone watching the Man U game? I've got the sound off and didn't see the whole incident, but how did they not get a penalty for Toure pretending to be the keeper a few minutes ago? And how is Toure still on the pitch?

Don't know if anyone was listening btw, but Lockwood was saying on Magic before the game that he got the impression from talking to Roeder that this was gonna be his last game.

Listen to those fucking gimps singing pigbag.

It's not a derby but I always want to beat them. It's close enough to have to deal with the annoying wankers if they win.

I'd be happy with the Viduka that played against Basel last week, but I can't help but think he'll be back to his disinterested, porky self once the World Cup's over. He looks like he's lost about 2 stone in the last 3 or 4 month.

I listened to the first half of this on Magic with Lockwood commentating. I don't think much of him at all as a commentator, but I've turned over to Century for the second half, and I can't get over how bad this smoggy twat is. He has to fill every silence with witterings but still doesn't really tell you much of what's going on.

Stronger Boro side than I'd expected.

Keep them coming knobhead.

Good stuff Toonpack.

We've only got SMO's word that he asked for it. I bet he volunteered it really.

Is it just me or has Renton stopped posting in this thread ever since it went global?

I reckon the best thing to do is just keep setting up new drop-offs with him, trying to get as many photos of him as possible and just basically making him look a tit for keep coming back for more. Number 4 could be linked in with this - there's enough people looking in on this thread for us to request a bit of audience participation. The only problem then is that we don't know where he's gonna be at any time, so the photo idea falls flat. It would at least get him turning up for fruitless pick-ups though, the knobhead. The finding the girl idea is a non-starter cos I just don't see how you would go about doing that, and I'm not sure how good an idea the "we're the police" thing is. Although having said that, it's not like he's gonna report you to them is it?

Haway we can't just link to all threads on the mackems board man. They'll be getting big heads.

There was one on a Watford board a couple of years back where this lass calling herself Bimbo83 or something joined to announce that her bloke, who posted on the board, had been cheating on her - can't remember if she'd caught something off him as a result or not. Anyway it became this massive thread where people from all over the place joined to post on it, and F365 even made T-shirts. The lad in question was on holiday at the time, so came home to all of it. It was quality but I don't have a link - assume it's gone by now actually.

Nah, I'm not buying any of that like. I don't think this lass is involved at all. Besides, believing the above means that SMO didn't text his weapon to a skinhead, and I'm not prepared to entertain that thought.

By the way, never satisfied, Peasepud also said on the phone that "now's the time to really step things up", so fuck knows what else he's got in mind.

The latest: Just spoke to peasepud there. He arranged another meet at Blockbusters. Anyway, the same lad turns up and starts frantically searching through the Harry Potter DVDs for his money. Peasepud got a photo of him mid-search at this stage. Anyway, by this point he assumes that this lad has sussed that he's being led on a merry chase, so he goes down the street, gets into his car and drives toward the lad and stops to take a photo. Apparently the dopey get just stood there staring at him, but the second dopey get (Peasepud ) was laughing so much that the photo he took is shite! Anyway, I don't know how (presumably he followed him) but he now knows where the lad lives and has a photo of his house. He's on his way home soon so more to follow from him. Apologies in advance to J69 if this is a bit low-brow for him.

Happy birthday lads.

How many died? I saw loads go down like. It's not a nice race to watch like.