Gemmill

I think that was the final nail being hammered into my street cred's coffin. Jesus wept.

I've been to Big Sur, which makes me the daddy tbh. I've not read it though.

The planets have definitely been on a go-slow this morning. It's only 20 past 12 FFS!

This place is starting to look like a teenybopper forum with all these things knocking about. FACT!

She's nice and she seems a canny lass an'all. Hope she makes a full recovery.

For mate, read carer.

Haven't had one in years!

Are you talking about the Dwight Yorke 5-a-sides incident LM? Thought that one was pretty much public knowledge, might even be in Yorke's book. 120278[/snapback] the fuckwit liar said it was a fair challenge though, the type that happens every day in training [words to that effect] http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ers/3518648.stm The incident confirmed his psychopathic tendencies, which some of us pointed out before the Bellamy incident, and amazingly some people STILL thought Souness, was right, and sound of mind ... despite ALL the proof to the contrary 120283[/snapback] Especially Shepherd.... 120503[/snapback] Now you've gone and done it!

Straight edge soldier.

Vermin, Fawlty!

Uriah Rennie.

Give him a blow-pipe and a loin cloth and he'll look like a pygmy firing the darts through the pipe at the board. Like on Indiana Jones.

Speedos and whisps are enough to put any lass off like. Not to mention being a speccy midget, eh Isegrim?

Smooth man, get yourself to the Trent for a couple. There'll be ladies present, we can't be going to the strippers!

With a J2O chaser? 120476[/snapback] Whoa! I'm not THAT bent!

BloooooooOOoOOoooOooooo Savaaaaannah soooooooong!!

120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC! 120463[/snapback] What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. 120471[/snapback] Change "accountant" to German and "personality" to nationality tbh.

White Zin. Through a knob-shaped straw.

Aye circa 1989, aged 14, therefore I can rip the piss 120466[/snapback]

By the way, Renton AND Alex have already been to see Erasure so they OFFICIALLY aren't allowed to take the piss. The rest of you should feel free though....

A Pink PVC Catsuit and matching feather boa. With Doc Martens.

120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC!

They've managed to sell more than one?? Who the hell did you rope into going to that with you and are you on commission? 120452[/snapback]

Oh I dunno..... I'm joking, I'm JOKING!!! 120405[/snapback] This could make for an interesting half-time experiment. Fetch my chunky kit-kat!