Gemmill

I believe your actual words were "Ich bin ein devastater" actually.

I'm confused at your reluctance to accept dieting advice from a fellow fatty?

I've enjoyed watching you back-pedal since then. 140445[/snapback] I haven't back-pedalled you monkey-hanging pleb! 140536[/snapback] Yes you have. The ironic thing is, Wullie has probably been more right than any of us, by sticking to the simple rule of being the most negative! I'm the runner up. 140549[/snapback] I've expressed disappointment with his attitude since signing. I am not, and never have been devastated that he's our player. So ner!

I went to the opera in San Francisco. Chase me! La Boheme, directed by the bloke that did Moulin Rouge, Baz whatsisface. It actually wasn't that bad, but that's because they had subtitles - is that normal or is it just for the yanks?!

Dicksons Pork Shops, Leazes. They're all over the North East. There's one in North Shields, Hebburn, South Shields, Washington etc. FAO GF - if you're doing dieting stuff, the lad whose wedding I was at has been on the South Beach diet under orders from his now wife, and he lost 25 pounds in a month and a half. Get on that, you fat biffa!

I've enjoyed watching you back-pedal since then. 140445[/snapback] I haven't back-pedalled you monkey-hanging pleb!

Is that possible, Bellamy singlehandedly brought this club to the brink of disaster, or was that Souness, i always struggle to remember which one of them actually did it and which one of them was being blamed for it 140519[/snapback] For the record, I reckon Souness outdoes Bellamy in the vaginal synonym stakes. 140520[/snapback] Bit late for you to disguise your appauling words now, Mr C!! Why I oughta 140527[/snapback] Remember Mr. C? Ezer Goode, Ezer Goode!

FFS - Furry Flaps Shepherd.

It'll be from Bolton tbh. This is the sort of player we should probably be bidding for tbh, instead of daydreaming about Kuyt. And I would imagine the Feyenoord chairman is looking with interest at the news that Andy Johnson is supposedly worth £8.5m - £££ signs in his eyes tbh. 140523[/snapback] tbh overload in that post tbh.

It'll be from Bolton tbh. This is the sort of player we should probably be bidding for tbh, instead of daydreaming about Kuyt. And I would imagine the Feyenoord chairman is looking with interest at the news that Andy Johnson is supposedly worth £8.5m - £££ signs in his eyes tbh.

I converted to lunch from dinner when I lived in America, as people thought I was asking them on a date. For a sandwich. Every day.

That's not the sarnie or the crisps though.... 140415[/snapback] "Night-before" showerer tbh. Bob Geldof looked like he was one too.

Ohhh, now I want one for my dinner If you go and get me one I'll give you a bottle of pink wine 140413[/snapback] I can't! Have to go home straight after to get my boiler fixed.

Use that yousendit thing.

He shagged Ronaldo? 140409[/snapback] Made him cry.

I thought I told you to be funny with your first post.

Who else on here likes Dickson's meat pasties btw? I know catmag does. CLASS!

As you well know, I hate street performers. My reaction to that would have been to stand and look up at him for two seconds, shake my head, and mutter "dickhead" before walking off.

One chunk of mint Aero? What's the point man woman man??!

I love the image of Shearer slapping Robert about. Bruce is Freddie's brother btw, and a lot of the above sounds plausible, although I'm not sure about the casino thingy. Hope it's true though cos we desperately need the cash.

It was a different metatarsal that they broke though, that's all. Still a busted foot. And yes, I've read the press's attempts to dress it up as the "whatever'th metatarsal (the one Rooney broke) relies on the other two as a splint and so heals quicker etc". Sounds suspiciously like the press bigging up his recovery chances though - it's still a busted bone in his foot. I'm with catmag on his recovery prospects.

Fell off her unicycle, hopefully.

It's on Haymarket iirc. *smugly looks like he knows London well, having only really been there once* 140374[/snapback] Gemmill, you are always smug!!! 140378[/snapback] Lord, it's hard to be humble..... etc.

He's still working on the Hitzfeld campaign, last I heard. He locked himself in a room away from all distractions to focus properly. He currently looks like Saddam Hussein when they found him in that hole.

It's on Haymarket iirc. *smugly looks like he knows London well, having only really been there once*