Gemmill

A Terry Wogan statue? You jest!?

The Geordie Mafia sent a horse's head to every editor on Fleet Street to keep things hush-hush tbh.

Are they still boycotting Sugar Puffs, the sad freaks? It'll be class if they have to have a S&N beer logo on their tops - they won't even be able to buy their own shirts anymore.

I was thinking more in terms of my mindset than the players', but point taken, maybe we should be thanking the loveable rogue for opening our eyes? Where's your Souness badge gone? 140732[/snapback] Dunno. I've just noticed the inside of Chopra's mouth is green btw. Surely that can't be right!

The flight from Cardiff to Dublin must be all of half an hour, you slapper.

You all dream about me every night. You're just the first one brave enough to admit it.

Exactly what I thought when I first saw this; it's a measure of how far we fell under Souness that I thought of it in terms of him angling for a move to a big club. 140720[/snapback] We were a victim of this sort of thing long before Souness came along tbh. We've never really been any top player's first choice - if you're good enough, there's always a better option unfortunately.

From the nature of the killing it sounds like this bloke was probably involved with some dodgy types, and perhaps in business you wouldn't want to be involved in. Still shocking like.

Laputian was out of order with all that business, but he was one of the best posters on the SMB back then. Always on the wind-up and always funny.

Apparently Real Madrid have been in contact and we've declined the offer to exercise our "first option" clause. Good decision IMO - class player, but he's injured far too much to make him a worthwhile signing.

That reminds me, did you ever try Momins on the coast road? 140711[/snapback] Aye, I did. I thought it was nice actually. Although the garlic nan was blatantly just a plain nan with garlic butter spread on it - it hadn't even melted when I got it. 140712[/snapback] I can just imagine Gemmill doing a curry crawl like others do a pub crawl. Salad dodger par excellence tbh. 140713[/snapback] I'm going on the South Beach diet after seeing my mate in America last week man.

That reminds me, did you ever try Momins on the coast road? 140711[/snapback] Aye, I did. I thought it was nice actually. Although the garlic nan was blatantly just a plain nan with garlic butter spread on it - it hadn't even melted when I got it.

Laziest rhyme EVER!

You've just reminded me that I bought those DVDs and haven't watched them yet. Nice one. I watched my first episode of this year's BB last night and I'm glad that tosser left straight away. Where do they find these people though? How do they survive in the real world? I'll no doubt be hooked before too long.

Have none of you lot heard of takeaways like? Who can honestly be arsed to stand and make a curry when you can pick up the phone and have one delivered in half an hour?

This is blatantly a case of his agent telling him to say he's interested in coming here to spark some bids for him. We've seen it a thousand times before. Anyone who knows that plenty big clubs are after him but comes out with "Playing for the Toon is my dream" is on a wind-up tbh. We're being used as a pawn to engineer his big move.

I can't believe they used it though. If I was his boss I'd have said "You're sacked. Now can we send someone who maybe isn't retarded to do the interview?"

This is what it was like when HTT interviewed himself tbh. "Sooo, the Hitzfeld campaign. Tell me about it." "Well it started off...yeah...with a couple of lads on...mm-hmm....an internet site who wanted....right....to try and impress upon the board....yeah....that we wanted a top manager....right course yeah."

I like his fake laugh. "Ha." He doesn't even have the courtesy to give a second "ha"!?

Fuck me. "Where you going on your summer holidays?" "Right" "Yeah" "Mm-hm" Right. Course. Yeah." What a spastic!

Funnily enough, it was revealed in her Hello! magazine exclusive where she describes how her 1 week-old baby has a toy mercedes, is bathed in organic scent, has had a manicure and is "a bit of a diva" 140613[/snapback] Silly fucking cow.

Wouldn't be at all surprised if she gave the kid a ridiculous name just to maximise the newspaper coverage.

Irony at it's best. 140569[/snapback] Missing the point at its best. 140597[/snapback] Really don't think so, but feel free to continue thinking that. 140599[/snapback] Well, I was the fellow fatty that I was referring to. So unless you were reinforcing THAT irony (which would have been fairly redundant), you're missing the point. Feel free to pretend that's what you were doing to get yourself out of a hole though.

Don't know much about it, but what I do know is: No carbs for the first two weeks, which is when you lose a canny bit of weight, which is the spur to stick with it - the idea for no carbs is that you remove them totally so that your body becomes less accustomed to carb fixes and you therefore start to crave them less. From then on you reintroduce some carbs in the second phase and then onto a normal diet after that where I gather there are relatively few no-no's and it's all about eating sensible foods which rate well on the Glycaemic Index. He reckons it was a piece of piss and not dangerous like Atkins.

Irony at it's best. 140569[/snapback] Missing the point at its best.