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That's horrendous that like. You step out your workplace and get stabbed to death. Did anyone see that CCTV footage on the news last night of that kid that got murdered. It was awful - bunch of three lads walking down the street walk up to these two lads sat minding their own business and belt one of them in the face. One of them then approaches the other lad fumbling around in his pocket for a knife and stabs him once in the chest. He then walks back over to the lad who's on his knees after being hit and stabs him too. They then run over to a car and drive off. It's just the total randomness of it that was horrible. These two lads had literally done nothing and minutes later one of them's dead (the one who got stabbed once in the chest). Totally senseless. His parents consented to having the footage made public.

Mine was black with gold head sign and red piping.

I was supposed to be doing the Blaydon Race in a fortnight, but I've announced my retirement from the event today. Much to the disgust of everyone else at work that's doing it.

Weirdo. Pissing about on the internet is basically being inactive though and you do that canny well.

From the BBC text commentary: "Maharoof has to go off after making a mess off his trousers" Appalling.

I thought he was more into pigs and whales. 141620[/snapback] The evidence suggests he's not too fussy. 141627[/snapback] As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical.

Correct on both counts, not much work getting done recently. 141615[/snapback] I'd love to work from home full time, but only because I'd do nothing. So I'd soon get sacked. I used to have that luxury in my old job and it was like having an extra holiday allowance.

FFS. Not with the kid watching. 141618[/snapback] I'm behind her. He doesn't suspect a thing.

You would though.

Do you work with your lass like? You work from home too don't you?

Was she poking you again at the time? Is this her talking dirty?

Aye, sad for Green, but I thought it was canny funny the way the Belarus lad just knocked it in the net tbh. He should have run up to Green, played a one-two off his head, then backheeled it in though. That would have been better.

Its a conspiracy 141585[/snapback] Rooney's had Ferguson in a BO head lock for the last half an hour negotiating him down.

You're an astronaut? I thought you were a civil servant or something? 141576[/snapback] I used to be a civil servant for a brief spell about 10 years ago. HTT made the same mistake for some reason. 141588[/snapback] It's cos you're such a lazy twat.

Sugar and spice and all things nice.

You're an astronaut? I thought you were a civil servant or something? 141576[/snapback] So you can only accept something if you see it first-hand then? How do I know I was born and not created? 141582[/snapback] I believe that a supernerd like you was created in a lab from parts of lesser nerds tbh.

The Beeb have changed their tune like. Now he won't be able to train for 3 weeks. Wasn't it 6 weeks half an hour ago?

Lennon was class last night like, but I'd still start with Beckham. He's not a regular at Real Madrid for nothing.

I highly doubt planes would be enough to fell the Twin Towers. The collapse has all the hallmarks of controlled demolition. 141506[/snapback] Out of interest, do you have any expert knowledge with which to back this up? 141508[/snapback] I was waiting for that No, I don't but there have been several incidents where planes have hit large buildings before and since 9/11 and I can't remember any of them collapsing that soon if at all. The way the building fell looks like a controlled demolition aswell. How many buildings would fall completely straight after suffering a impact to only one side? There would have to be a fairly liberal covering of something more than just airplane fuel to melt and weaken that much steel in that short space of time. 141516[/snapback] Name one incident of a plane that hit a building that is remotely similar? Can you, just one? I agree with Alex that this conspiracy rubbish is an insult to those that died, and further is an insult to common sense and intelligence. Regards the latest favourite theory, a plane didn't hit the pentagon, see the snopes site. I remember watching the coverage live at the time it happened, and several credible witnesses described exactly what happened. I suppose they were all planted and the media is also in on the conspiracy? Jesus wept. 141559[/snapback] Aye, it would be impossible to pull something off on this scale and keep everyone quiet. When you look at all the quotes on that clip, most of them come from nobodies. One of them is attributed to someone called "Skarlett". No second name. Am I supposed to accept a stripper's expert opinion on the matter? Having said that, Kennedy definitely wasn't killed by Oswald.

Agreed, but I honestly think he'll be on the plane. 141553[/snapback] No way Fergie will allow it, I don't reckon. Not if he's only gonna be fit for the final. Although dickhead Sven did say he would take him even if that was the only game he would be fit for.

It's a big shame like. England's hopes aside, the WC is all about seeing the top players play on the biggest stage. Fully fit he would have been one of the players of the tournament.

At least you were at home, the bird had to poke me as apparently I started snoring in the cinema, when we went to see the second. I didn't bother with the third. 141537[/snapback] Back row? 141542[/snapback] I was going to make that joke but it doesn't work, unless she had a strap on. 141545[/snapback] Finger tbh. Thumb if he was feeling accomodating.

It was the England team doctor that was making the "perfect recovery" claims, I think. That Leif Sward bloke.

I doubt Ferguson is behind this tbh. If the advice Rooney was given by the doctor suggested that he could go to the WC and Fergie told him to forget it, he'd leave the club. It makes sense that it's going to take him 3 months to recover - it did last time.

At least you were at home, the bird had to poke me as apparently I started snoring in the cinema, when we went to see the second. I didn't bother with the third. 141537[/snapback] Back row?