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having recently discovered a person that had been dead for 5 days, shut up in a heated room with no windows open, i can tell you that all that happens way before 13 months 143340[/snapback] The macabre to one side momentarily....how can you tell that if they'd been dead 5 years? That doesnt make sense tbh. As usual I'm the ONLY one to spot the defective logic and tread that extra inquisitive yard 143374[/snapback] Is that the stupidest thing we've ever witnessed on here? And I include the likes of Taylor27 and StevieH whatever-his-name-is in that. 143392[/snapback] I think this petty minded bickering is diverting us from the true meaning of the thread, which, lest we forget is a request from Happy Face for helpful criticism. I blame Toonraider for once again trying to hijack the thread and make it about herself. I (dont) like it, I (dont) like it, I (dont) like it, I (dont) like it, I (dont) la-la-la-like it 143399[/snapback] eerm i think thats exactly what you're doing I was merely commenting on something PP had said. Since when does any topic stay on topic? EDIT And where is your comment for happy face on the website? 143400[/snapback] It was a joke! And I very much doubt you're the real Toonraider with comebacks like that! 143406[/snapback] didnt read it as a joke at all tbh. And i am the real toonraider...dont even go there! 143412[/snapback] Get back in your box.

Sweating, heart rate soaring, palpitations, nausea, just generally shitting myself, especially on take off. 143404[/snapback] Sounds no different to how I imagine you at the match. Weird what different people are scared of like. I don't think I've got any real phobias other than work.

Renton, how did your fear of flying used to manifest itself? Are you completely over it or do you still cry like a newborn baby from the minute the seat belts light goes on?

having recently discovered a person that had been dead for 5 days, shut up in a heated room with no windows open, i can tell you that all that happens way before 13 months 143340[/snapback] The macabre to one side momentarily....how can you tell that if they'd been dead 5 years? That doesnt make sense tbh. As usual I'm the ONLY one to spot the defective logic and tread that extra inquisitive yard 143374[/snapback] Is that the stupidest thing we've ever witnessed on here? And I include the likes of Taylor27 and StevieH whatever-his-name-is in that.

And you took the piss out of T-R for something coming off a birthday card?! Captain Hallmark tbh.

having recently discovered a person that had been dead for 5 days, shut up in a heated room with no windows open, i can tell you that all that happens way before 13 months 143340[/snapback] The macabre to one side momentarily....how can you tell that if they'd been dead 5 years? That doesnt make sense tbh. As usual I'm the ONLY one to spot the defective logic and tread that extra inquisitive yard 143374[/snapback] She said 5 days you dick!

Canny weird obsession that like GF, wanting to out-earn your dad. I know it's probably not really an obsession, but it's never something that's really occured to me before. Is he always on at you or something?

Aye, I'm sure part of the process is to try and stay calm and level-headed about the whole thing. Getting blotto and flinging temazepam down her neck was probably totally counterproductive.

Why on earth would you want to rid yourself of that? It's a gift, not a curse.

By the way, GF has BLATANTLY got McKenna's "I can make you thin" tape.

Aye, seriously, there must be a way of overcoming something like that. If you're having to pass up free holidays and that you need to get it sorted man woman man!

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Put the Fish on the other side of the aisle as counter balance! 143336[/snapback] Counter balance?! Flying round in circles tbh.

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it.

The worst that can happen is you suffer a protracted, painful, terrifying death, but if that happened you'd have the benefit of becoming a toontastic legend! 143321[/snapback] You don't feel a thing according to Rob Dub.

T-R man, do you know how much you're missing out on by not flying? Get pissed and get on a plane man! Get your husband to do the BA Baracus trick on you or something.

He wants to register a patent like Renton says, and get it up and running in the US. They go mental for dead people over there.

White wine's cold. Piece of piss tbh.

I think it's a canny idea, but he'll need to be very careful on the price. Danger of being accused of cashing in on people's grief. Your mouse cursor should change to a little skeleton when you visit the site too btw.

Bloke from Celtic just left there and signed for us. Roddy McDonald or something. So there you go, the Roeder Revolution continues.

I guarantee you could not tell the difference if it were put to a blind taste test. Apparently most people cannot tell the difference between white and red wine under these circumstances. Mind, I can give you the vineyard and vintage. 143259[/snapback] Given the likelihood of me ever having to take such a test, I'm going to insist that I unequivocally could.

All of the buttons should be tombstones, and when you hover your mouse over them, a hand should shoot up from the earth in front of them. It also needs some creaky door noises and stuff. Basically more of a Ghost Train theme.

There is blatantly a difference tbh. Renton's taste buds are shot from the roast puffin.

If it doesn't work I'll be illegal on the roads tomorrow - nails!

Use of 'but' -ie 'despite that fact' Defective and incurable logic. 143228[/snapback] What are you on about you goon?

I need to sort my road tax out today so I'll report back with how easy it is. Based on what I've read it sounds ok though.