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Everything posted by Gemmill
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I can't get into it this time around man. They've gone too far with the unbearable-arsehole quota. The only person in there that's likeable is Pete and he carries on like fucking Gollum.
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Radgi's fella is on the Special Brew 142616[/snapback] Kevin and Perry Go Thirtysomething. 143613[/snapback] oops...did you hear the thud...I just laughed my tits off... 143809[/snapback] WooOOoooooOOOoooOOOOOOooooo!
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Thankfully not, I basically made the mistake of posting my application form to someone. He paid up and changed the address details. But if it is any comfort SO I haven't really missed it too much. I do get a bit neurotic about missing even a second of the game on TV. I also get ridiculously excited when I stumble across commentary on 5live sports extra or Radio London. 143802[/snapback] That's bang out of order. What a fucking arsehole!
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Hopefully David Dein will get turfed off the FA Board for bringing the game into disrepute too.
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Would be a bit tough to shit in his food cos it's all frozen and in tight film lids because they're all micro bloody wave meals! 143751[/snapback] Inject it through the lids with a syringe.
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Shit in his marmite.
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Did you get all the money in advance, stott? Or are you out of pocket for it? If you are I reckon Craig and Shearergol should stump up tbh.
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My mate had a similar situation at University with a lad they called Freddy the Wop. He wasn't quite as anti-social though so whenever he came out of his room they'd torture him with pisstaking and eventually he asked for a change of accomodation.
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Get a key lock fitted to the bathroom door and give a key to all the other housemates. Keep it locked at all times. That way he'll have to shit either in his room or the garden.
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You sound like dole-scum material to me tbh, get yourself a council house, take a wife, have a 5-a-side team of kids and get paid handsomely in benefits. Jobs a good un'. 143708[/snapback]
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There are many reasons apparently the bairn being one of them, I don't like to listen to them all, she usually gets through about 4 before I either storm off into the garage to throw some angry arrows or quickstep it to the boozer. 143703[/snapback] About time you got the Flora out mate. This sort of behaviour can't go unchecked.
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Is this cos the missus is having a bairn? Blatantly under the thumb tbh.
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The only one I've ever really wanted that I didn't get was for a job at Sage. Other than that I've been pretty lucky with them. When I got this job it was the first one that the recruiter presented to me, and I got the job so that was nice and easy.
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That wakes you up?! Are you a ninja or something?
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Break his door down and leather the shite out of him on a daily basis until he leaves tbh.
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I think he'll score a shitload of goals personally. I'm looking forward to seeing him play next season.
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Hope they don't win the CL next year because I think Jose will be out on his ear if they don't.
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Radgi's fella is on the Special Brew 142616[/snapback] Kevin and Perry Go Thirtysomething.
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ultimate in naivety 143509[/snapback] How do you justify killing a two year old kid then Leazes?
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Aye true enough, you hom!
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The BMI is a load of bollocks tbh. I picture you as being quite a round bloke though.
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Thing is though, when weight discussions have come up before, it's become all too apparent that Renton is a genuine fat bastard. I think the quote from someone was that they got the impression that "Gemmill was overweight, whilst Renton was a fat bastard". Fear of flying my arse. Fear of paying for two seats more like.
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Because proper coke is too sweet man you thickos! Diet is more refreshing precisely because it's not as sickly.
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Unlucky mate. Best of luck with the next one.
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He's a bit loose with the rolly eyes is wor Renton like.