Gemmill

I can't get into it this time around man. They've gone too far with the unbearable-arsehole quota. The only person in there that's likeable is Pete and he carries on like fucking Gollum.

Radgi's fella is on the Special Brew 142616[/snapback] Kevin and Perry Go Thirtysomething. 143613[/snapback] oops...did you hear the thud...I just laughed my tits off... 143809[/snapback] WooOOoooooOOOoooOOOOOOooooo!

Thankfully not, I basically made the mistake of posting my application form to someone. He paid up and changed the address details. But if it is any comfort SO I haven't really missed it too much. I do get a bit neurotic about missing even a second of the game on TV. I also get ridiculously excited when I stumble across commentary on 5live sports extra or Radio London. 143802[/snapback] That's bang out of order. What a fucking arsehole!

Hopefully David Dein will get turfed off the FA Board for bringing the game into disrepute too.

Would be a bit tough to shit in his food cos it's all frozen and in tight film lids because they're all micro bloody wave meals! 143751[/snapback] Inject it through the lids with a syringe.

Shit in his marmite.

Did you get all the money in advance, stott? Or are you out of pocket for it? If you are I reckon Craig and Shearergol should stump up tbh.

My mate had a similar situation at University with a lad they called Freddy the Wop. He wasn't quite as anti-social though so whenever he came out of his room they'd torture him with pisstaking and eventually he asked for a change of accomodation.

Get a key lock fitted to the bathroom door and give a key to all the other housemates. Keep it locked at all times. That way he'll have to shit either in his room or the garden.

You sound like dole-scum material to me tbh, get yourself a council house, take a wife, have a 5-a-side team of kids and get paid handsomely in benefits. Jobs a good un'. 143708[/snapback]

There are many reasons apparently the bairn being one of them, I don't like to listen to them all, she usually gets through about 4 before I either storm off into the garage to throw some angry arrows or quickstep it to the boozer. 143703[/snapback] About time you got the Flora out mate. This sort of behaviour can't go unchecked.

Is this cos the missus is having a bairn? Blatantly under the thumb tbh.

The only one I've ever really wanted that I didn't get was for a job at Sage. Other than that I've been pretty lucky with them. When I got this job it was the first one that the recruiter presented to me, and I got the job so that was nice and easy.

That wakes you up?! Are you a ninja or something?

Break his door down and leather the shite out of him on a daily basis until he leaves tbh.

I think he'll score a shitload of goals personally. I'm looking forward to seeing him play next season.

Hope they don't win the CL next year because I think Jose will be out on his ear if they don't.

Radgi's fella is on the Special Brew 142616[/snapback] Kevin and Perry Go Thirtysomething.

ultimate in naivety 143509[/snapback] How do you justify killing a two year old kid then Leazes?

Aye true enough, you hom!

The BMI is a load of bollocks tbh. I picture you as being quite a round bloke though.

Thing is though, when weight discussions have come up before, it's become all too apparent that Renton is a genuine fat bastard. I think the quote from someone was that they got the impression that "Gemmill was overweight, whilst Renton was a fat bastard". Fear of flying my arse. Fear of paying for two seats more like.

Because proper coke is too sweet man you thickos! Diet is more refreshing precisely because it's not as sickly.

Unlucky mate. Best of luck with the next one.

He's a bit loose with the rolly eyes is wor Renton like.