Gemmill

Dotbum and Renton, I want proper answers at once.

You wouldn't have it very long if you hired me as your accountant. My mam does this every Saturday. Buys her lottery and her Journal and goes through the Homemaker picking out her big house in the country. Silly bint!

Some people would be like that you know. 144120[/snapback] There was a bloke won it a few years back. He was in his 40s and still lived with his parents, working as a local odd-job man. Anyway he won the lottery and when asked what he was going to do he said he would be buying a new van and a new set of tools and that was it. Wasted on him.

Say £10m, what would you do? Would you work or owt? I'd sling a few things in a bag, go to the airport and get first class tickets to Hawaii for a start. Then when I got back I'd sort out buying houses in a few places - probably California, somewhere in Oz and somewhere in Europe (Spain, Italy, Portugal or something) and then just spend the year flitting from one to the other with holidays elsewhere to break up the monotony. I'd not be buying any daft expensive cars or owt cos you might as well just burn the cash instead for the money you lose on them. After a few years I MIGHT do some voluntary work or something, but probably not. Haway you've got £10m.......right.....NOW. What you gonna do? Apart from get up and walk out of work.

Look at the bits in bold man. Just give us the facts you dickhead.

Somebody should link this thread to Gunner Sergeant HTL. He'd be all over this.

I was canny sure it wasn't Renton like. tbh's posts don't have the underlying feeling of impending doom about them that Renton's do.

I suspected straight away and then when someone used tbh and you joked that it was a reference to you, my suspicions were confirmed.

I reckon Dotbum.

Dotbum or Renton.

You hope tbh, you miserable get! It would give you something to moan about.

Hold on, didn't you say you'd rather NUFC won a throw in than go to the world cup etc........ 143999[/snapback] That goes without saying. I always told myself I would sort something out when the World Cup was on the doorstep though - I'm just far too lazy.

It's canny pathetic that a bloke is coming all the way from Australia to go to the world cup, and I couldn't even bother my arse to sort out a couple of hours worth of flying to Germany.

When do you leave like sammy? Have a good time.

The last thing we need is a Leazes Mag Jr on here telling us all the stuff his dad does re Shepherd, asylum seekers etc. only in a slightly higher pitched voice.

I haven't seen much of this Sezer bloke because I haven't been watching it, but the way he felt the need to play the hard lad with friggin Shabhaz showed me more than enough what a tosser he is. "I eat people like you for breakfast." Oooooo, Steven Seagal.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

The producers must have had a word with Osborne cos she's wound her neck right in. I can't believe I'm sad enough to keep watching this thing though.

He's like Vincent Price on Edward Scissorhands. He made all of us.

it is now!!!! (see you know the words though) 143874[/snapback] A lad in my class at school used to go to their concerts, so I compiled a list of things so I had a few bits and pieces to rip the piss out of him. Who'd have thought that 13 years later they'd come in handy. 143875[/snapback] That's incredible sad, yet also very cute. Bless. 143881[/snapback] I didn't literally make a list, but any good pisstake requires a bit of research.

it is now!!!! (see you know the words though) 143874[/snapback] A lad in my class at school used to go to their concerts, so I compiled a list of things so I had a few bits and pieces to rip the piss out of him. Who'd have thought that 13 years later they'd come in handy.

I suppose a rock's out of the question?

Def Leppard. Fuck off!

Cheers for filling us in even if you are blatantly just blinding us with science.