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Well my team in my one-man league is as follows: Goalkeeper G Buffon Italy 3.7 Defenders 2004 J Terry England 4.1 2031 P Ferreira Portugal 3.6 2197 T Popovic Australia 2.6 2221 J Nowotny Germany 3.1 Midfielders 3004 D Beckham England 4.4 3005 Kaka Brazil 4.3 3025 H Kewell Australia 3.5 Strikers 4004 M Owen England 7.9 4006 C Tevez Argentina 7.5 4035 A Del Piero Italy 5.3 I've got two too many Aussies in the team, but they're cheap (surprising!) and are just there making up the numbers really.
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Cath man - it's from this week's popbitch and I hadn't heard it. So SHUT IT!
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A friend of a friend eh?
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What a prick!
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Why are the Germans kicking off the WC? Isn't it normally the previous tournament winners? The games on Friday look thoroughly underwhelming.
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Nice one. Congrats to him and the missus.
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I see Barnwell is happy to make an idiot of himself again: You'd think he'd have learnt from the Roeder episode that not only does he have no say in how the matter is resolved, but no one cares whether they receive the backing of him or his association.
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A door to door salesman knocks on a door. A boy about eight years old answers, dressed in stockings and suspenders, with a fat cigar in one hand and a large glass of red wine in the other. "Is your mum in, son?" says the salesman, The boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?"
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..on Crouch scoring and doing the robodance at the WC. Not a bad bet really - I'm sure he'll score at least once in the group stage, and he's nailed on to do the robot thing if he does.
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Carey Knievel. That was my reasoning anyway.
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Supporter rapped over house flags
Gemmill replied to curry stained pilchard's topic in Newcastle Forum
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If he keeps hitting the ball as sweetly as he did on Saturday then he has a good chance of racking up some serious assists. Just stay out wide and tonk the ball at Crouch. Especially in the first game when the centre halfs are about the height of Owen. 145342[/snapback] Crouch isn't that good in the air though. He prefers floated balls to the back post so he can utilise his height. He doesn't power in headers from Beckham-type crosses. 145350[/snapback] That's why I've got John Terry in my Fantasy team. Incidentally, anyone wishing to join.........
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Aye, that's why he's in my Fantasy team. His delivery from free kicks in the friendlies is as good as I've ever seen. Incidentally anyone wishing to join a Toontastic Fantasy league can find a thread on Gen Chat....blah blah.
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Can I read the newspaper reports? I reckon if I could read the newspaper reports and look at the photos I'd take the deal.
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Don't, cos you'll set her off again.
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He's brought out the Fancy Dan lecturer insult now. Page 5 is pretty early to be resorting to that.
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Forgot about Beckham. I'll have him taking one ahead of Joe Cole then. I think Beckham's going to have a class WC incidentally.
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poor Rob, we've done it again Sorry Rob! But two last questions, 'scuse my ignorance but what is SU? and Gemmill...what is a beckett? 145312[/snapback] Old Skool insult. It means you're a tramp (the homeless vagabond type, not the slapper one).
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still dont get why we have to sign up but count me in if you go ahead, just tell me what the heck to do *grumbles* (thats about 50 miles in fuel) 145298[/snapback] Jesus Christ woman, What's so difficult to understand about the requirement to sign up?! It's like the lottery - you don't just get to think of the numbers in your head do you? Purchase of a ticket is required. If you think you're gonna do this offline and report all your substitutions in to muggins here to keep track of, and to tot up all your scores you've got another think coming. 145308[/snapback] Whoooooaaaaaa Hold your horses Bianca Jeeez, i can tell you're a ginna Yes thats what i did mean, doing it offline and sending our entrys to you to sort out and tot up Thats what a guy is doing on a forum i use, but i heard you weren't great with the adding up etc so i'll do as you say and join up! 145317[/snapback] No chance am I doing that. If anyone wants to play (and clearly no one does, unless they're waiting for your confusion to subside before putting themselves forward. ) then it'll be via official means. I'm not keeping spreadsheets with people's teams/points etc on. That lad on the Ipswich forum wants his head read.
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I've already done that for you in your Andrew's league man woman man!
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still dont get why we have to sign up but count me in if you go ahead, just tell me what the heck to do *grumbles* (thats about 50 miles in fuel) 145298[/snapback] Jesus Christ woman, What's so difficult to understand about the requirement to sign up?! It's like the lottery - you don't just get to think of the numbers in your head do you? Purchase of a ticket is required. If you think you're gonna do this offline and report all your substitutions in to muggins here to keep track of, and to tot up all your scores you've got another think coming. 145308[/snapback] You're so tolerant 145310[/snapback] We're nearly onto the second page and she still can't understand the requirement to actually enter the competition if you want to be part of the league though! Would try the patience of a saint tbh.
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still dont get why we have to sign up but count me in if you go ahead, just tell me what the heck to do *grumbles* (thats about 50 miles in fuel) 145298[/snapback] Jesus Christ woman, What's so difficult to understand about the requirement to sign up?! It's like the lottery - you don't just get to think of the numbers in your head do you? Purchase of a ticket is required. If you think you're gonna do this offline and report all your substitutions in to muggins here to keep track of, and to tot up all your scores you've got another think coming.
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There's something about his legs that would really worry me in a penalty shootout. They look like he'd be lucky to get the ball over the line even without a keeper in the way.