Gemmill

Who are you trying to kid? Us or yourself?

Fish, if you get back on here before Leazes does, please delete your explanation. I want to see him post a bit more to tell us how execution, and not appeasement is the best way to deal with a successful suicide bomber. Almost as good as 2+2=5 this one.

"Has anyone seen my mobile?"

It's the BASTARD Telegraph Fantasy Football league!

*cough*WANKERS!

Right, Toonraider is banned from the league because I can't put up with any more of her fucking questions! It's on the Telegraph site man woman! Go to Sport and it's on there somewhere. Jesus wept!

WTF is up with that Sam though? Did she go to the Aunt Sally school of make-up application? Big fucking red circles on her cheeks.

I don't know, has it?

5pm on June the 8th. You don't get your head bitten off because at least you've finally twigged that you DO actually have to make an entry.

So basically your way of dealing with a succesful suicide bomber is to kill him. Yep that should sort it out 145633[/snapback] Unlike jailing him for a few years, and letting him out again, he won't re-offend. Guaranteed. 145639[/snapback] Helloooooooo??

Fuck off!

Aye I watched it. Recognised David Capel for England, but that was about it. It looked like they had a canny laugh though.

Listen to you two man. Hinge and fucking Bracket.

According to the lass that cuts my hair, Lea is DEFINITELY 57. Mind she fucking looks it, but surely she can't have got away with a 22 year lie!

Aye, I've been in a meeting this afternoon which has interfered with my ability to get on here (out of order). I'm just packing up now.

It's a deal. I'll send you it on a sterling cheque and it'll cost you more to get it processed than it's worth.

Why do people even argue with Leazes Mag anymore? I actually find it a bit cruel. It can't be good for him to be getting so worked up at his age.

"Ground-game"?! WTF??

It's not even original either. I'm sure I've nicked it off someone else on here.

And why not? 145433[/snapback] http://www.sorthanikul.co.uk/ It's the cockney geeza who prodcues some of te best Muay Thai fighters in the country who you can see in the background standing in front of everyone on the link above. 145435[/snapback] Aye I recognise him. From that time I laced him all over.

You want the Huth? You can't handle the Huth!

Not like Jimbo to have the scoop on matters like this.

Well my team in my one-man league is as follows: Goalkeeper G Buffon Italy 3.7 Defenders 2004 J Terry England 4.1 2031 P Ferreira Portugal 3.6 2197 T Popovic Australia 2.6 2221 J Nowotny Germany 3.1 Midfielders 3004 D Beckham England 4.4 3005 Kaka Brazil 4.3 3025 H Kewell Australia 3.5 Strikers 4004 M Owen England 7.9 4006 C Tevez Argentina 7.5 4035 A Del Piero Italy 5.3 I've got two too many Aussies in the team, but they're cheap (surprising!) and are just there making up the numbers really.

Cath man - it's from this week's popbitch and I hadn't heard it. So SHUT IT!

A friend of a friend eh?