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Once again, a rubbish pun thread!

Confirmed as their new boss then. Their excuse for him not having the qualifications, namely "We have fast-tracked Gareth because we let our previous manager, Steve McClaren, become the new England coach." is almost as bad as our "Oh go on. Please. He had a brain tumour you know?!".

Eyethangu! Cheers Cath.

Nope 145953[/snapback] Well it's out there, so all that means is you missed it, not that it didn't happen.

The scan is complete. The results are pending. A nation holds it's breath. Etc. etc.

Anyone on here wondering what Alex looks like should check out Richard Fairbrass at the opening ceremony. Two peas. One pod. FACT!

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You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them 145907[/snapback] Aww, lookit that, I'm officially credible. Voddy and coke or a big girly cocktail for that lady at the next pissup! 145919[/snapback] Your Eurovision fixation scuppers any chance you might've had of credibility I'm afraid.

And you had the nerve to mock my joke yesterday!

Imagine explaining it to the kid when he's older. "Well basically, me and your dad are dead from the neck up and wanted to get our name in the paper, so....."

Incey Wincey, Shirley?!

He's taken the link down. Renton is going to be seething when he gets home.

Ahhh, so it's like that is it? *adopts Gentleman Jim fighting stance*

I would have refused the Pepsi and sent them away for some Diet Coke tbh.

What I was thinking. 144582[/snapback] Uneducated heathens the pair of you..... It's "Til we have built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land" NOT: "Til we have built England In Jerusalem's green and pleasant land" Written by an English bloke, about England - the perfect 'National' Anthem - none of this "God save the theiving bastards who live happily on the money we work our arses off in order to keep them" bollocks..... 145586[/snapback] Why are they uneducated heathens for wanting Jerusalem as the anthem?! 145790[/snapback] I couldn't get my head round that either. Especially seen as Craig then goes on to describe it as the perfect anthem.

Leazes, do you still consider a successful suicide bomber a threat? I'm just wondering whether we should be looking to shackle them prior to deportation. Assuming we can locate their arms.

Here he comes to explain it to us all.

We should teach him to speak with an Irish accent and see if we can't flog him on as Given. If he's got any sense he'll leave though. Given the amount of games Given normally misses, we could probably get by with this Krul kid.

How much flexing is Beckham doing btw?

I reckon he'll go and we might see him get on towards the end of the second round game against (hopefully) Poland. I can also see Owen getting injured, but I think that's just pessimism because he plays for us. Did nobody else see that footage on the news of him pull his foot back after he'd struck the ball then?

But which do you think will happen man, daft lad?

What do you reckon then? Will Rooney be passed fit to play some part in the WC or will Alex Ferguson stick his oar in and persuade him not to get involved? Watching the footage of the training session yesterday, did anyone else notice an instance where he was kicking dead balls with his right foot and he recoiled from one of them, pulling his right foot back as if he'd felt some pain? Or was that just me? Anyway will he be back on the plane come teatime, yes or no? Title nicked from a tabloid headline today.

Ahhh ok then. Apologies for the confusion.

Matt, are you not French? Or have I got this horribly wrong?

That basically happens every time they make a new one.