Gemmill

Basically, you're boring your computer to sleep.

No shit. Ally won't be caught out by internet magic again!

Shocking challenge on Schevchenko.

Lucky bastard!

Steve McClaren and Garth Crooks "crossing swords" is not an image I need tbh.

Quality half time craic with the kissing stuff.

Two thorougly uninspiring teams presided over by Mick McCarthy and his monotone co-commentating. Fucking hell!

Can you pass on my hysterical laughing to him please?

Spot on Sima. Neill's challenge was awful. Blocked a non-existent shot and provided a hurdle for the Italian to fall over in the process. They don't need to be asked twice in that situation.

Awwww, you little RIPPA!

However if Australia were to go out to an extremely dodgy last minute penalty, I would piss myself laughing.

It's taken for Italy to have a man sent off for it to look like 11 vs 11 tbh.

Aye I got served off some bleached blonde bird, but you were serving at the time.

Nice one. I was gonna get an iced fruit finger but then when I thought I recognised you I thought "I'm not having my fat bastard eating habits publicised on the internet." Wasn't certain it was you, but I laid off the fruit finger anyway.

Aye, part time on a Friday and Sat mornings.. Kluivert was in all the time like 153532[/snapback] I was in on Saturday and thought I saw you - assuming you're being serious.

Thompson, do you work in Greggs in North Shields?

I wouldn't mind seeing an upset tbh, but I think the wops will have too much quality for Oz. Kicking off and I'm at work - not asseptabuw as Supernanny would say.

Looks like they've draped a Burberry flag over the whole section every home game. FACT!

Aye, only weak-minded idiots get taken in by these sort of things.

But Brockley is such a lovely pocket of green... scummers to the left of me, Lewisham to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with 17 fried chicken shops or something 153480[/snapback] Now I am really confused, I thought you were in Germany 153484[/snapback] It's like rearranging the furniture at Helen Keller's house.

I was led to believe that the vowel sounds are similar to those employed when David Hasslehoff says buoy.

Agree. An appalling human being. 152914[/snapback] Couldn't agree more. Of all the people I've seen on that show, she is easily the most detestable. She has no redeeming features whatsoever to her personality.

7) He uuuugly.

What a tit!

.. a bit? I dont think he should be dropped but you cant just simply excuse him by saying where would we be without him. Its not that simple, you have to take account of how his form affects the teams performance from open play. His performance at RM is one of the main factors in why we arent creating any chances. Maybe if Lennon started we wouldnt have to rely on his set pieces?? 153422[/snapback] I've said I would start Lennon, but I would drop Lampard and move Beckham inside, retaining the threat from his set pieces and getting that trigger-happy eejit out of the team. I think it's crazy to suggest that we only rely on Beckham's set pieces because Beckham's in the side causing us to rely on them btw. There are 10 other players on the pitch and Beckham doesn't negatively influence our play to that extent.