Gemmill

I might be being paranoid but the TNT highlights video from last night's Liverpool game. It's on YouTube, it's just under 5 minutes long. Usually these things aren't much more than the goals themselves. This one is about 17 Liverpool chances interspersed with the 3 Atalanta goals that won the match. It's like they can't even put out a highlights package without saying "but we still love you Liverpool. Love yooooooou. No you hang up first. Love yooooooouuuu."

You've spelt Sundays wrong.

I honestly think this sort of story is being encouraged, if not commissioned by Labour. By the sound of it they're shitting themselves about complacency given the polling lead. You've got two MRPs saying they're gonna walk to massive majorities, followed immediately by this "but they might not!" study.

Fancy getting beat by an MLS side.

New rules are bad news for us and fantastic news for those already at the top.

The Juice's pips have finally squeaked.

31 seconds faster on average apparently. So not that much quicker on average, but should hopefully stop the really long waits.

Semi automated offside checks coming to the PL in the autumn. Why these dickheads voted to reject them previously is anyone's guess, but at least we won't have to suffer the drawing of the lines for too much longer. Instead we can look forward to a computer deciding that someone is 1 pixel offside.

The last ever Curb Your Enthusiasm was good. Only spoiled by the appearance of that unfunny cunt Seinfeld, and presumably some inside jokes that people that couldn't bear that shite would have missed. Rest of it was good though.

You didn't fix ANYTHING, THUMB-HEED!

I don't agree with that mind. If Bruno goes, we basically can't replace him with a player of the same quality. We can spend wisely and net improve the team, but Bruno himself is irreplaceable. Joelinton on the other hand... I absolutely love him and was desperate for him to sign another deal, but you could feasibly upgrade him (don't ask me who with, cos I don't know )

Aye, big lad charging in on a 17 year old. Wouldn't have dared pulled the same shit on Joelinton.

Get both English teams knocked out and starve Villa or Spurs of a CL spot.

Just the rumours of interest and stuff. If PSG or Man City put a bid in, I'm sure he'll be away.

Massive news. Especially if all the patter about Bruno going turns out to be true.

He's already worn the red and white stripes. I reckon if he disavowed Southampton's claim on Bilbao's strip, that might be enough to secure him MLF status.

Weird as fuck. I assume it's serious cos he never seemed like much of a jokes man.

Starting to feel bad for saying he didn't die soon enough for your liking?

This is great.

He Materazzi'd him.

They get someone on the pitch at half time and two fans get a go at stabbing them.

Two points. TERRIFYING! Who would DARE to breach PSR rules now?!

Lads, he had a confirmed case of the mentals.