Gemmill

Ooooo, Russian linesman! Miles over the line like. Get in there Zidane. The Italians have to attack now. Class.

Looking like he's been on the receiving end of a Gemmill Haymaker. 157924[/snapback] Thumb inside the fist? 157925[/snapback] It's the only way to punch.

Looking like he's been on the receiving end of a Gemmill Haymaker.

Weird. I just Googled for the lyrics to La Marseillaise while that was on. 157920[/snapback] If you need them translated, I do of course possess an A-Level in French....

Best two national anthems in the tournament too. FACT!

Haway BBC, you can't give Adrian Chiles the job of doing the voiceover on your montages. The Olympic Stadium with a Brummie accent?!

Lucky Number Slevin. I enjoyed it.

Hoping for one last genius performance from Zidane and a French victory. Predictions?

Aye, get yourself along Fishus. We can provide the half-time entertainment with a sumo fight.

I haven't really got any mate. My smoothie fetish didn't last that long at all. Bananas are pretty much always required to give it a decent base and then just add any berries on top of that. Type smoothie recipes into Google though, and there's loads on there.

When Big Nads won the third set I thought it might have been game on, but the dullard Federer snuffed the challenge out sharpish.

If he plays well this season, all is forgiven by me tbh.

So is Shearer Chief Scout and Shepherd Assistant Scout or what? How about sending a proper scout to have a look? Klose has looked a good player though this tournament and if he was interested looks a good signing. Just have to see if he fancies playing for us though....

Alton Towers is shit. They're fucking welcome to it tbh.

Until you clamber onto the fucker.

My sister's bloke just got the Nokia 8800. It looks nice and I would consider it when I come to upgrade my phone. It's heavy as fuck though!

Bollocks.

On the contrary, get equal amounts of piercings on your front and back, then jump into the magnetic field. Hey presto! You're floating! 157667[/snapback] One in your head and one on your feet and you'd look like a fucking propellor.

"I like the competition, maybe he can play at right back." Quote from Nobby Solano when asked about the Beckham speculation. Legend.

I think it'll take a little bit more than that to OD. I generally take double doses of medicine, when I take it, which isn't often. I'm much worse with a chest infection, tend to swig from the bottle in an attempt to kill it quickly. Codeine; space-tastic! 157647[/snapback] Pft... 800mg is nothing more than a prescription strength dose that is prescribed hand over fist here. It won't hurt you when taken occasionally, just don't throw that much down your throat on a regular basis. 157648[/snapback] Excuse YOU!

800 mg of Ibuprofen is naughty. If you stop posting I'll phone and offeecer of ze lur and get him to come and check on you.

Very difficult to search for 'bleeeeuuurrrgghhh' in any condition, luckily ibuprofen is marginally easier to spell. Anyway, bleeeeuuurrrgghhh... 157631[/snapback] Have you done the full cure? It works, I've used it many times.

Use the defibrilator for an instant thrill.