Gemmill

Fucking great the way these scummy little twats are absolutely SHITE scared of the army blokes. That lad says fuck all when the blokes shouting at him an inch from his face and then sits in the box almost whispering "I didn't fucking hesitate, don't tell me I fucking hesitated, fucking prick." when there's no way the bloke can hear him anymore.

Get over there in the hesitation box.

The lad from N. Shields reckoned he would sooner do 3 years in prison than 3 months on this.

Nicked from this month's Viz tbh.

Don't know if it's happened yet, but there's a lad on it from North Shields who claims to be a male prostitute (an uglier lad you couldn't hope to meet) who has an eppy and starts throwing tables round and that. It was on the NE news earlier.

Can I refer you to a thread of about a year ago where you had a go at people downloading music? thieving pikey bastards was the phrase iirc 158529[/snapback] I'm a changed man these days.

From whoring himself for the England job to taking over at the mackems. Now that would be a bit of a come down. 158528[/snapback] He could have had the job here as well. What a plank.

158511[/snapback] It's a line from a film man woman man!

Oi! I didn't even do anything wrong, it was Alexis!

Download a new OS via bittorrent. The price of these things is a pisstake anyway.

I've seen you in the Trent though man. The nerdy skinny bloke next to the pool table. Didn't look to me like you'd be much of a hit with the ladies.

BUSTED! Bet you went scarlet!

I'm in touch with my feminine side I bet you reckon they're dead cute too though, look at them man! 158476[/snapback] Aye, I love puppies or kittens or owt like that. In a REALLY manly way though.

Alex coming over all girly.

I thought HE was the P-I-G Piiiiig 158452[/snapback] He was. That's why I said it was an altered version.

Wrong! It's a cult movie.

Make too much noise when they're asleep tbh. My mate had one and you had to turn the telly up when it dozed off.

I've had worse tbh, oh, I get you now 158443[/snapback] She'll knack you! It was a slightly altered line from a popular movie anyway. Answers on a postcard.

That's EXACTLY what happened!

Get some cheese squares and pickled onions and the dog would make an interesting talking point at a dinner party.

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1817549,00.html Jesus Wept tbh. No way is he THAT good!?

Awww, the poor bugger.

That girl is a P-I-G, Piiiig!

I think he fancies her. 158410[/snapback] Think he's a fan of the old watersports 158412[/snapback] He's the scatman. Beee-ba-ba-bada-bo!

Aye, preggers isn't she? You'll have to occupy yourself by arguing with auto-posting computer programmes.