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If you've eaten there before, I shouldn't think I'll have any problems.

Just how bad is the telly at the minute though!? The World Cup has glossed over its shitness for a month, but now that it's gone.....Jesus, there is NOWT on worth watching. I'm working my way through DVDs of Six Feet Under and then I watch the Crime and Investigation channel but if it wasn't for those two....

Tenner says Craig's next advice is for him to reboot.

Pain is listening to Ritchie talk at a pissup. Having to get up for work in the morning is painful.

Scottish Mag will be using a high chair away from the main table anyway so we should be ok.

Are we talking National Service for everyone here, or just young offenders? There's no way I would have wanted to have to do something like that, and no reason why I should have to either.

Fucking great the way these scummy little twats are absolutely SHITE scared of the army blokes. That lad says fuck all when the blokes shouting at him an inch from his face and then sits in the box almost whispering "I didn't fucking hesitate, don't tell me I fucking hesitated, fucking prick." when there's no way the bloke can hear him anymore.

Get over there in the hesitation box.

The lad from N. Shields reckoned he would sooner do 3 years in prison than 3 months on this.

Nicked from this month's Viz tbh.

Don't know if it's happened yet, but there's a lad on it from North Shields who claims to be a male prostitute (an uglier lad you couldn't hope to meet) who has an eppy and starts throwing tables round and that. It was on the NE news earlier.

Can I refer you to a thread of about a year ago where you had a go at people downloading music? thieving pikey bastards was the phrase iirc 158529[/snapback] I'm a changed man these days.

From whoring himself for the England job to taking over at the mackems. Now that would be a bit of a come down. 158528[/snapback] He could have had the job here as well. What a plank.

158511[/snapback] It's a line from a film man woman man!

Oi! I didn't even do anything wrong, it was Alexis!

Download a new OS via bittorrent. The price of these things is a pisstake anyway.

I've seen you in the Trent though man. The nerdy skinny bloke next to the pool table. Didn't look to me like you'd be much of a hit with the ladies.

BUSTED! Bet you went scarlet!

I'm in touch with my feminine side I bet you reckon they're dead cute too though, look at them man! 158476[/snapback] Aye, I love puppies or kittens or owt like that. In a REALLY manly way though.

Alex coming over all girly.

I thought HE was the P-I-G Piiiiig 158452[/snapback] He was. That's why I said it was an altered version.

Wrong! It's a cult movie.

Make too much noise when they're asleep tbh. My mate had one and you had to turn the telly up when it dozed off.

I've had worse tbh, oh, I get you now 158443[/snapback] She'll knack you! It was a slightly altered line from a popular movie anyway. Answers on a postcard.

That's EXACTLY what happened!