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Desperate for these hipsters to drop a clanger passing it out from the back.

Get in there we go. Semi automated.

Can't believe we haven't had a semi automatic offside decision yet. This cunt of a linesman keeps putting his flag up.

Some finish but he just went too early.

Forgot Barnes was on the pitch for the last 20 minutes.

Isak with the "this daft cunt" celebration.

Good lad Minteh.

Gordon's hair is brutal. He looks like the young Steve Cram.

Wtf has he given a foul for there.

Nice start by Barnes.

Semi automated offsides! Exciting.

Zelensky has turned up to Downing Street to a big crowd cheering by the sound of it. Not gonna win him a war but he's having a better day than he did yesterday at least.

Man City v Plymouth should be a classic like. Fucking TV producers man.

It was a big cunt like. Head like a water melon. It's also possible this old woman had got her maths wrong.

I've only ever "met" one of these, and it was lush. I'm sure there are good owners that will have these dogs and never have a minute's bother with them, but as Renton says, if they go wrong you've got no chance. We bumped into an old couple with a retriever yesterday, and the old woman was saying it weighs 9 stone. They both walked with sticks btw, it was far too big for them to deal with. But if that's 9 stone, fuck knows what a Bully would weigh.

Michael Martin?

There's a European Security Summit in London tomorrow which Starmer is leading, and which couldn't be better timed really. He'll have to speak publicly after that, I would imagine. Zelensky is trying to mend the rift with Trump as well, but good luck with that probably.

Starmer reportedly refusing to make a comment btw. I think every other major European leader (perhaps excluding Macron) has come out supportive of Zelensky.

Should have done what I said. Pen in the jugular for both of them. Do the press conference by yourself, drenched in blood.

We should probably retract that offer from the King. We can't be having that cunt over here after that.

This will turn off even more Americans. Trump the mob boss with his weaselly consigliere trying to strong arm and embarrass Zelensky. He's fucking scum. Good for Zelensky for walking away.

It's a lot of smoke for there to be no fire... 😋

My dog runs away from himself when he accidentally leaks gas.