Gemmill

!!!! This thread is too funny, I'm trying not to spit milk everywhere. 159450[/snapback] Jesus Christ Brock, put it away!

Nice one Brock. Kittens are cool.

The rules have been clearly stated on numerous occasions. No pictures on the internet. It's ze lur! 159425[/snapback] They won't be on t'internet...they will be on my phone... 159429[/snapback] Bollocks to that. If you want to see who we all are, make an appearance. There will be no phone photos being sent.

The rules have been clearly stated on numerous occasions. No pictures on the internet. It's ze lur!

Enjoy your day and loaf lots What time you planning on being around tomorrow? 159344[/snapback] I get in around two, I think Craigs the same, then Jimbo and Wolfgang later on. 159406[/snapback] Voolfy to his friends. At least that's what I'm calling him.

I really think you're gutted. Happy now? 159393[/snapback] Mired in misery actually.

I couldn't give a shite tbh, you nerds. I hope you all really think I'm gutted though.

AM I BOVVERED???

Found in a French apartment, apparently the victim of a vicious head-butting incident. Police are treating it as murder on Zidane's floor!

You coming on Saturday, Sandford?

Cheers, sounds like it'll be good, if a bit unpleasant to watch.

You and me both petal. 159359[/snapback] I've been completely shafted by A4C and I'm being forced to appeal. Newcastle HA are acting like a bunch of that word you hate. 159367[/snapback] Renton using acronyms in case the forum's bugged.

Dear Everyone, Scott is skint. He's the worst accountant in the world. Love, Cath x 159353[/snapback] 159355[/snapback] It's not a secret. You've been twittering on about it on N-O for days! 159358[/snapback] Silence, shitehawk! Zip it! Ah-shhhhhh. Shhhh. Shh. Sh. 159365[/snapback] Hush now. Speaking of shitehawks I've just had a text off Sammy. He'll be up tomorrow night "but it'll be late on" That's about 3am Saturday morning by his track record..... 159366[/snapback] Late on Friday night means Saturday lunchtime where he's concerned. Bleeding hopeless he is!

Dear Everyone, Scott is skint. He's the worst accountant in the world. Love, Cath x 159353[/snapback] 159355[/snapback] It's not a secret. You've been twittering on about it on N-O for days! 159358[/snapback] Silence, shitehawk! Zip it! Ah-shhhhhh. Shhhh. Shh. Sh.

How fucking expensive are pies around your way? Fat Fred driving the prices up? 159346[/snapback] I'm talking lots of pies, obviously. 159349[/snapback] That's rich coming from someone who has exposed himself in the past as a right fat bloater. Where've you been recently anyway? Busy at work or something? 159350[/snapback] Been to trips to Italy and Portugal on holidays, the downside being the inevitable backlog of work when I get back. FFS I'm not paid enough for this shite! 159356[/snapback] Nowt worse than coming back off holiday and realising you would have been better not going in the first place for all the shite you've been left to do.

I don't see how this forum can go forward without a "Gemmill's Rotundity" section. 159361[/snapback] "Gemmill's Rotundity - Perpetuating the Myth" tbh.

Dear Everyone, Scott is skint. He's the worst accountant in the world. Love, Cath x 159353[/snapback]

I've got The Woodsman to watch from Screenselect. I don't even remember adding it to my list. Anyone know if it's any good?

Can we not go somewhere that plays hardcore rave? I fell like throwing some shapes. 159341[/snapback] You fell over throwing some shapes? Careless tbh. Anyway, I decided on the Union Rooms for your benefit, Mr Skint 159343[/snapback] No need to expose my brassicity to the board, Catherine. Nah, sounds like a good choice to me. Union Rooms it is then, be there or be Dotbum.

How fucking expensive are pies around your way? Fat Fred driving the prices up? 159346[/snapback] I'm talking lots of pies, obviously. 159349[/snapback] That's rich coming from someone who has exposed himself in the past as a right fat bloater. Where've you been recently anyway? Busy at work or something?

SLP has already answered that.

Can we not go somewhere that plays hardcore rave? I fell like throwing some shapes.

Aye, expect no revelations. You might as well just read the "hard-hitting" interview he's done in the Chronicle with Oliver today. That's about as much as you'll walk away with from the talk-in.

They're gonna go SPARE on N-O when they see this.

We had random drug and alcohol tests in my last job and I'm a frigging accountant ffs. The club should be doing the same and weeding (hehe) out the offenders.