Gemmill

Sod off! It's just a case of a joke being so unfunny I wasn't sure if I was missing something or not - an easy mistake to make. 159677[/snapback] Err no. The joke was completely shit, but it wasn't difficult to get you big fat lummox.

Oh aye, it's definitely a funny comment. Just a bit naive if he thinks it won't find its way back to Boumsong on the grapevine. It's already on the internet for anyone who wants to to read.

The stuff about Boumsong is out of order, whether said as a joke or not, but hopefully it means he's on his way to Monaco or wherever.

mine was called Kizzy.... bless her years later I ended up aith a huge ginger Tom which I called Jake because of the size of his appendage...never seen one the size of it on a pussy before.. 159555[/snapback] Sorry like, but what is the connection between the name Jake and a large cat knob? Also, what were you doing looking at it, your utter freak?! 159656[/snapback] Jake the Snake I assume 159658[/snapback] Ahhh, still tenuous tbf.

mine was called Kizzy.... bless her years later I ended up aith a huge ginger Tom which I called Jake because of the size of his appendage...never seen one the size of it on a pussy before.. 159555[/snapback] Sorry like, but what is the connection between the name Jake and a large cat knob? Also, what were you doing looking at it, your utter freak?!

First Toplass believes that Ellis Bextor is dead, and now this! The twat spotlight is definitely off me now for starting the Bextor thread.

If the weather's like this tomorrow - and it's supposed to be - we should be going to a pub where we can sit outside really. Obviously Scottish Mag and Toplass (genuine ginga!) would have to wear tarpaulin sack factor suntan lotion to protect them from the sun's harmful rays.

The rules have been clearly stated on numerous occasions. No pictures on the internet. It's ze lur! 159425[/snapback] They won't be on t'internet...they will be on my phone... 159429[/snapback] Bollocks to that. If you want to see who we all are, make an appearance. There will be no phone photos being sent. 159483[/snapback] I beg to differ and if I could I would....especially on the Friday as I would much rather be out with a bunch of pseudo intellectuals than talking baby bumps and stretch marks and episiotimies.... 159486[/snapback] Not happening.

!!!! This thread is too funny, I'm trying not to spit milk everywhere. 159450[/snapback] Jesus Christ Brock, put it away!

Nice one Brock. Kittens are cool.

The rules have been clearly stated on numerous occasions. No pictures on the internet. It's ze lur! 159425[/snapback] They won't be on t'internet...they will be on my phone... 159429[/snapback] Bollocks to that. If you want to see who we all are, make an appearance. There will be no phone photos being sent.

The rules have been clearly stated on numerous occasions. No pictures on the internet. It's ze lur!

Enjoy your day and loaf lots What time you planning on being around tomorrow? 159344[/snapback] I get in around two, I think Craigs the same, then Jimbo and Wolfgang later on. 159406[/snapback] Voolfy to his friends. At least that's what I'm calling him.

I really think you're gutted. Happy now? 159393[/snapback] Mired in misery actually.

I couldn't give a shite tbh, you nerds. I hope you all really think I'm gutted though.

AM I BOVVERED???

Found in a French apartment, apparently the victim of a vicious head-butting incident. Police are treating it as murder on Zidane's floor!

You coming on Saturday, Sandford?

Cheers, sounds like it'll be good, if a bit unpleasant to watch.

You and me both petal. 159359[/snapback] I've been completely shafted by A4C and I'm being forced to appeal. Newcastle HA are acting like a bunch of that word you hate. 159367[/snapback] Renton using acronyms in case the forum's bugged.

Dear Everyone, Scott is skint. He's the worst accountant in the world. Love, Cath x 159353[/snapback] 159355[/snapback] It's not a secret. You've been twittering on about it on N-O for days! 159358[/snapback] Silence, shitehawk! Zip it! Ah-shhhhhh. Shhhh. Shh. Sh. 159365[/snapback] Hush now. Speaking of shitehawks I've just had a text off Sammy. He'll be up tomorrow night "but it'll be late on" That's about 3am Saturday morning by his track record..... 159366[/snapback] Late on Friday night means Saturday lunchtime where he's concerned. Bleeding hopeless he is!

Dear Everyone, Scott is skint. He's the worst accountant in the world. Love, Cath x 159353[/snapback] 159355[/snapback] It's not a secret. You've been twittering on about it on N-O for days! 159358[/snapback] Silence, shitehawk! Zip it! Ah-shhhhhh. Shhhh. Shh. Sh.

How fucking expensive are pies around your way? Fat Fred driving the prices up? 159346[/snapback] I'm talking lots of pies, obviously. 159349[/snapback] That's rich coming from someone who has exposed himself in the past as a right fat bloater. Where've you been recently anyway? Busy at work or something? 159350[/snapback] Been to trips to Italy and Portugal on holidays, the downside being the inevitable backlog of work when I get back. FFS I'm not paid enough for this shite! 159356[/snapback] Nowt worse than coming back off holiday and realising you would have been better not going in the first place for all the shite you've been left to do.

I don't see how this forum can go forward without a "Gemmill's Rotundity" section. 159361[/snapback] "Gemmill's Rotundity - Perpetuating the Myth" tbh.