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Gemmill

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  1. The image of you gripping the radiator and shouting "This is serious" as if the devil himself was in your arse is class.
  2. Fucking hell, only just home Jimbo, you must be wrecked! I've done fuck all all day and I'm aching all over from the football so the thought of a 7 hour drive.....
  3. According to Sky Sports he's already said he's staying at Juventus and they're planning to rebuild around him so it doesn't look like it's gonna happen.
  4. A source tbh though, I was told it would be in the papers today, so it might just be bollocks 160202[/snapback] Sounds realistic like, but I'd be pretty underwhelmed with it. 160206[/snapback] How about a partnership with Anelka, with SWP on the right? 160207[/snapback] If Anelka and SWP came I'd be pretty happy. Is that something else you've heard like?
  5. A source tbh though, I was told it would be in the papers today, so it might just be bollocks 160202[/snapback] Sounds realistic like, but I'd be pretty underwhelmed with it.
  6. I think you were too busy shaking Papa L's hand and making the impression of a hyperactive weirdo... 160191[/snapback] Sounds like me. I'm canny banter in real life, just wanted to make sure I met anyone in the 5 minutes I was there! 160192[/snapback] Like Annabel Chong with handshakes tbh. We were even all sweating and red-faced.
  7. Based on everything Roeder has had to say about not wanting millionaire stars or people with no premiership experience etc, if there is any truth in this it sounds like a Freddy Shepherd signing to me.
  8. what might I be talking about then Scott... what do two girls have four of between them? do I need to spell it out? 160163[/snapback] Apparently so. And you know you've made a shit joke when you need to spell it out.
  9. Cheers to SLP for sorting out the 5-a-side and Cath for sorting out the restaurant btw.
  10. by that you mean an embellished item of here-say, which has parted with the actual event to such a degree, that has almost become entirely ficticious? 160145[/snapback] Something like that.
  11. Ritchie was worried that he was going to see the real you in the changing rooms.... We need to do something to encourage female participation on the board because piss-ups are looking more and more like a bunch of geeks meeting off the internet. while the female company was loverly there were only four there! 160144[/snapback] Sunstroke have you seeing double?!
  12. One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish. 160092[/snapback] Is that when you were playing on our side daft shite?? 160125[/snapback] Here man, you lot played for an hour and only managed about 6 goals. You get me on your team for two minutes at the end and I score straight away. Legend.
  13. Aye that wasn't any of us.
  14. White tracksuit?! I think you were looking at the wrong group of people. Locals won the football.
  15. How long were the queues at the turnstiles yesterday? Not at my turnstile like, but some of them were absolute chaos.
  16. Would be skintight on you - FACTIZZLE MY NIZZLE. And if Jimbo did deposit something in it, Cath wore it for the duration of the second half anyway.
  17. Or not so undercover once you'd had a drink! 160097[/snapback] The press-ups in the middle of the pub were the point when he blew his cover for me.
  18. One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish. 160092[/snapback] I'm not posting in the Piss-Up thread anymore, am I? Oops. 160093[/snapback] Time you went to bed methinks. Good luck with the hangover in the morning! 160098[/snapback] I'll be alright man. Will be off shortly....
  19. What? It was almost like you weren't there at all? 160091[/snapback] Foolish comment! I wonder if that fuckwit is still at the station waiting for his lass to come and get him btw. 160094[/snapback] Nah, I've had a text. His lovely girlfriend came to pick him up. Personally I'd have left him there like! 160095[/snapback] Ah well at least he's safe home.
  20. What? It was almost like you weren't there at all? 160091[/snapback] Foolish comment! I wonder if that fuckwit is still at the station waiting for his lass to come and get him btw.
  21. One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish. 160092[/snapback] I'm not posting in the Piss-Up thread anymore, am I? Oops.
  22. One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish.
  23. By the way, an UNBELIEVABLE performance from me in the 5 a side today. My involvement was on a par with Walcott going to the world cup in terms of surprises and let me tell you, 3 goals later and countless opposition attacks thwarted, people were left open-mouthed by what I still have to offer the game. A permanent return from retirement is not out of the question. AND I kicked the German to the ground - GO ON ME!
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