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Hom version of Danish Blue isnt it? Piss poor tbf. 160990[/snapback] I was gonna say, is that the one that isn't quite as strong? 160991[/snapback] Instantly making it nicer then. Strong cheese is RANK! 161034[/snapback] I refer the right honourable gentleman to the line above which I posted earlier! 161039[/snapback] I read it. And as usual, you were wrong. Strong cheese is for dirty pigs!

Hom version of Danish Blue isnt it? Piss poor tbf. 160990[/snapback] I was gonna say, is that the one that isn't quite as strong? 160991[/snapback] Instantly making it nicer then. Strong cheese is RANK!

Only a gay man would go to that much trouble for a sarnie.

Because your view is obscured by the horizontal metal bars that they have running along the top of the concrete walls. Only slightly obviously, but there's something in your way when you look at the pitch.

Have a class time Brock. I'm about as jealous as it gets!

So that's what's happened. I take it it's spicey? I love that Austrian Smoked Cheese that comes in the red tubes. It's processed to ferk, but it tastes nice.

Now is where I get my payback after the long, cold winter. You soft bastard. When it gets to 45 degrees then you can talk to me about heatwaves. I slept well last night UNDER my duvet and it was much warmer in Harrow than it was in the north. Once again, anyone complaining about this so called "heat" is softer than Scott's appendage in the presence of a hot, naked female. 160931[/snapback] I just slept on top of the covers in the end, Stephen. It was not a problem. And I had a shower BEFORE bed, AND when I woke up this morning. I bet the night-before-showerers are still doing that, even in this weather.

Alright Steve, sorry to hear about your place getting burgled. I bet you were fuming when you got up to discover that. In a way it's a good thing that you slept through it as you don't know what the little shits would have been capable of if disturbed, but at the same time I'm sure you wished you'd bumped into them with a baseball bat in hand. Hope you get everything sorted anyway.

To the point of almost suggesting that his dream move to Newcastle is being scuppered by that dastardly Portugueser insisting that he go to Arsenal instead. If there's any truth in the Arsenal link, and the claims that SWP was resigning himself to coming to Newcastle, he must feel like he's just received a death row pardon.

Had 283 with one turn to go there and it crashed.

188 my best so far. It is hard like.

Er, excuse me. I've got my own office with my own thermostat. My room will be set to FREEZE tomorrow.

So have I, but there's still no air, knerbheed. 160855[/snapback] Scientifically you are incorrect - I'm a knobhead not a knerbheed. 160857[/snapback] My mistake, it's a thin line.

So have I, but there's still no air, knerbheed.

How minging is it at the minute? There's no fucking air about the place.

After my quite astounding performance following 10 years out of the game, I'm up for making it a full-time comeback. 160802[/snapback] I'm sure your sterling performaces will go on and on, especially if you continue to play whilst camouflaged as the opposition 160807[/snapback] The number of times I hoyed the ball out in his direction thinking he was one of ours probably accounted for the goals he scored for them tbh 160812[/snapback] Listen to the pair of you and your excuses. Craig, you never once threw the ball out to me.

After my quite astounding performance following 10 years out of the game, I'm up for making it a full-time comeback.

Competitive? To what I am used to from my pub team this was rather like a game of women's football... 160747[/snapback] You say that now, but when I was towering over you on Saturday having kicked your entire arse, it was a very different story. 160751[/snapback] Yep, when having no football ability you do resort to kicking after others. Typical Englishman then. Shame that the match had to be abandoned due to Dantheman's pitch invasion. We still would have had enough time for a penalty shoot out... 160757[/snapback] That would have been fine with me, I was on your side by then.

Competitive? To what I am used to from my pub team this was rather like a game of women's football... 160747[/snapback] You say that now, but when I was towering over you on Saturday having kicked your entire arse, it was a very different story. 160751[/snapback] You didn't take him out the game with the opportunity of the body check though but i seen it in your face that you were thinking about it 160753[/snapback] Perish the thought.

Can you stay out of this thread please, non-attendee?

Competitive? To what I am used to from my pub team this was rather like a game of women's football... 160747[/snapback] You say that now, but when I was towering over you on Saturday having kicked your entire arse, it was a very different story.

Neither do we! The locals won and I'm guessing it was something like 12-7 or something like that... 160663[/snapback] A five goal head start for fielding Scott I take it? 160683[/snapback] If it wasn't for him, we'd only have had 5! And aye, he was crowing about that fact! EDIT: see above 160687[/snapback]

Neither do we! The locals won and I'm guessing it was something like 12-7 or something like that... 160663[/snapback] A five goal head start for fielding Scott I take it? 160683[/snapback] Here man, one of the 7 they got was scored by me when I changed sides with 2 minutes to go to try and tip the balance in their favour at the end. If they'd had me all game it would have been a very differerent story indeed.

Load of bollocks. Arsenal don't want him so instantly we do.

I'm off sick .