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What exactly is the correct order like, Craig? I just sling them in any old bag until they reach the point where the carrier might break from the weight, then start on a new one.

Anyone with half a brain should know that though. If the cabin is filling up with water and you've got an inflated life jacket on, you're pretty fucked really. 161679[/snapback] They tell you that on commercial airliners, only they claim it's so that you can fit through the door.

There's a lad works on the checkout at the Tesco at North Shields who only has one arm. I always try and pay for my stuff at his till cos his scanning speed is on a par with my packing ability. Every supermarket should have one tbh.

An embarrassingly low "undisclosed fee" is what he'll go for.

It has to be said like, for all the club are preaching patience, it does appear that our transfer plans are somewhat in disarray. Back to the drawing board for Glenn, I reckon.....

My old boss liked to "blue-sky" things. And "suck it and see".

Mobile and digital camera tbh. I think the problem is that you have too many gadgets.

Nice one Renty baby. Dan, I was disappointed you didn't have your red tracksuit on. I also can't imagine you sending anyone off in a football match.

Born in Consett, which was all FFS needed to hear tbh.

Aye I reckon Renton should come along to one too. Bet he won't though.

Pulled a muscle in his voicebox, during a particularly vigorous spot of self-abuse. 161435[/snapback] What on earth was he abusing at the time? 161436[/snapback] Is he one of these lucky people who have the good fortune to be double jointed and well enough endowed to....... 161459[/snapback] If he was, I doubt he'd take the time out from servicing himself to post on here tbh.

z is U.S. spelling, I think.

Try staying in a hotel, gyppo.

What pacifically will you be emphasizing, Renty Baby?

Is supposedly Joe Joyce who is (was) head of coaching at the PFA. If true, seems a pretty sensible appointment - presumably he got to be head of coaching by being a good coach.

Was it just me btw, or did Jimbo's accent sound a bit like he'd spent a few years living in Australia? It definitely had a bit of an Aussie twang to it for me.

You know you've moaned too much when the Emperor of Twisting himself picks up on it. 161428[/snapback] I just knew you were going to say that. 161431[/snapback] True though, to be fair. Just like to go on record AGAIN and register the fact that the only thing I don't like is the heat when I'm trying to sleep. Complaining about nice weather because it's too hot is for mongs.

You know you've moaned too much when the Emperor of Twisting himself picks up on it.

Now hey! During the day it's great, but when the sun's gone in and I'm in bed, I expect the atmosphere to do me the courtesy of being cool enough that I can sleep.

Is that what you'd do? Writing cheques your body can't cash tbh 161386[/snapback] You can't handle the truth tbh. 161395[/snapback] I'm gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.

A 24 year old striker that's scored 8 senior goals. OMG GET HIM IN GLENN!!!11!

Ansel Adams tbh. Good photographer and always gets his round in.

I would do it, but I'll forget to cancel the subscription, so....I'm not gonna do it, sorry.

Yeah, I used to get them a lot more when I was a kid, but I still get them from time to time. They're awful. If I let my blood sugar get low (eat lunch any later than about half 12 and I'm screwed for the day) or don't get a decent night's sleep, I'm pretty much guaranteed a steaming headache too.

First he gets into Big Brother in a big way, and now this.....it must be the heat.