Gemmill

Away and shite, it's teen-movie guff.

I quite like it. I won't be buying it though because I never do.

Watching the mobile phone clips on the telly, I can't understand how anyone in that thing could have survived - they must have been getting tossed about like rag dolls. Horrible.

That's bloody awful news. Will keep an eye out on the local news for it.

...Sunday night so fucking quickly?? It will take at least TWICE as long to get to Tuesday night from tomorrow morning, as it did from Saturday morning to tonight. FACT.

Happy Birthday Rik. Have a good'un.

It's nails!

Butt coming on.

Working fine for me. Although I am on DAB, dahlink.

Get Shola off if he's injured ffs. The tie is over.

Alan Oliver: Shola looks injured, but what do you do? Take him off when he's scored two? How many players score a hat trick in Europe?! It's the Intertoto Cup not the European Cup Final, you twatplank.

Mick Lowes: There's an old saying that you can put things on a plate. He's put that on a sauce.....a tea pla.......he's put it on a little plate.

GET IN! Fucking hell!

Shola legend tbh.

Did he say this, I only was half listening to it. If so, he is even a bigger idiot than I thought, delibaretly releasing false stock market announcements. 163187[/snapback] Aye, right at the start of the programme. The bloke is nothing more than an average thick fucker with an opinion on everything that you'll find in any pub across Newcastle. He just happens to be the lead sportswriter at the local paper.

According to Alan Oliver we might be saying that it's £10m as a favour to Chelsea. Presumably we'll be lying to the stock exchange as a favour to Chelsea too, the fucking TWAT!

Mick Lowes: "Luque is sitting not 10 yards from us with his feet up on the wall, as nonchalant as you like", his voice dripping with contempt. Clearly he thinks Luque should be bawling his eyes out at being injured.

Is Akabusi someone's alter-ego? Smooth Operator for example?

Nice one Wacky. All the best to you, the missus and the little un. What you called him?

Sounds like everything is signed subject to him passing a medical. So that would be the only thing that could scupper things at this stage (him failing the medical). Contracts have been exchanged and terms agreed, so I assume that legally things are all tied up and the medical is the only thing to go. They wouldn't have put it on the website if it wasn't legally binding. One hopes.

Get in!

Watch that video and tell me we don't need a player of that quality tbh. I'm aware it's a compilation of best bits, but he's a player we all know about, so it's not like I'm doing a spot of scouting-by-youtube. He would get in the team ahead of any of our current wide men and he'd get a game up front ahead of any of our current strikers. FACTATTACK!

ZIPPED!

Oscar Wilde in da house! 162857[/snapback] Never mind Wilde, he's second to Russel Brandt in the wit stakes. Oh dear. 162858[/snapback] Silence knobhead!

Shut it knobhead!