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The comment from the Liverpool fan about them still celebrating winning the European Cup when we were gloating about Owen was canny funny. Who's gloating now, eh? 164580[/snapback] Aye I know, you can just imagine them thinking "WTF are you lot on about? We're European Champions, and you signed Owen. That's lovely for you."

Craig's like the Emperor off Star Wars tbh. Electricity flows from his fingertips. FACT!

It's been passed onto the relevant authorities! You're going down for this one sunshine.

Aye I just said similar over on N-O. The scousers are the latest in the firing line to be gutted about not getting Duff.

As much of a knob as Oliver is, he's got a class job. He basically does what we do all day (obsess over what's going on at Newcastle), but he actually does have some semblance of an inside track, AND he gets paid for it.

Dymian Doof seems like a top lad like. Not sure I believe the Inter/Valencia thing, or that it matters as I doubt he wanted to go abroad.

50s, I think. Stallone's in his 60s though, isn't he?

Yep, still sounds like bullshit.

I think this is the way forward, it'll confuse everybody. 164540[/snapback] Seriously though, it could work. Every now and again I'd get tonked and the problem with the formation is that you can't make it any more attacking. If you start to lose you're knackered - it's not like you can take one of your two defenders off or anything. I do think that your Mourinhos, Wengers, Fergusons and Sounesses have been missing a trick with this for years though.

Should have stuck to selling fruit and veg tbh. They could have done a film where a local market worker is outselling him, so he has to improve his market patter - the training sequence would be him speeding up his patter until he can eventually surpass the speeds of a cockney barrow boy. Sounds more realistic than this shite.

Did yours arrive today? I know you wanted an early warning system, but it's probably on your doorstep now......

So what's the story then? He's not still fighting is he?

I used to play 2-1-4-1-2 on CM. I used to score 5 goals per game on average, and against crap teams in the UEFA sometimes got into double figures. Literally only two defenders on the pitch and I would win the league. Class.

Aye you've tried peddling that shite on here before IIRC. It's the same 'confirmed' rumour that everyone else has heard, if memory serves. The one that's utter bollocks. Haway, let's hear it again.....

Urgh! Snots!

Blonde highlights? 164482[/snapback] Say no more tbh. Honestly though, I know I harp on about it, but I CANNOT GET OVER the thought of Sammy sat in the salon with the condom thing on his head and a load of foils on his hair. It's just so preposterous that any man would volunteer for such a thing. "Would sir like a Magazine? We've got Vogue, Cosmopolitan and Marie-Claire.......no sir, someone else is already reading the Just 17."

Billy, is there bone sticking out on the outside or the inside? Do you look like one of those hogs with horns coming out of its nose?

Now now lads, this thread is for serious bullshit rumours, not for you to nance around with pretty pictures.

WoooOOOOOOoooooo!

You prick! I bet you look like you've got a pig's nose at the minute.

Nice one Billy. I hope it's cured you cos it sounds a right chew on to stop you snoring.

Silence twatski!

I've reinstated them. Plus I've now met Isegrim, and he's not to be taken seriously.

What a prick. The horse should have turned round and cracked his skull with a well-timed hoof to the head.