Gemmill

That's true. Men comfortable with their sexuality as far as the eye can see. It's a different story altogether in Brokeback Corner.

Sky + them, then just fast forward through the ads tbh. I'm enjoying having Film4 for nowt and don't notice the ads as I don't watch the films "live".

Noooooo. Godfather is a good half hour longer. 167045[/snapback] I've just been reading about the Italian match fixing scandal, and how it is apparently typical of Italian culture - there is a widespread belief that to suceed you need 'a little bit of help' The help usually comes in the form of favours from referees, commentators etc, in return for more favours. The whole thing made me think of films like Goodfellas and the Godfather. 167056[/snapback] Observer Sport Magazine? If so, I read it too. Moggi sounds like the closest thing going to a football Don like.

Unofficial gay section. FACT!

Of course you are, you just keep telling yourself that until you believe it. You were also completely right about Bellamy and Souness and results and performances of the two did and will continue to back you up. 167613[/snapback] *oozes rightness*

aaalan is class. We'll all come over for a holiday and stay in your frat house aaaaaaalan.

It won't, don't worry. Safe in the knowledge that I'm right, I won't let it get to that.

i don't know about the rest of you but i still have fond memories of robert. 167552[/snapback] You're not allowed to remember the countless goals he scored and set up, winning numerous matches and the fact he did more of that than any other midfielder at the club, you can only remember him as a lazy, french mercenary who didn't work hard and tackle enough to play as a winger for our club. 167556[/snapback] You're allowed to remember that. You just shouldn't forget that he had pretty much completely stopped doing it long before he left. And you shouldn't ignore the fact that he hasn't done it since he left either.

Not exactly much evidence of that so far is there. 167571[/snapback] And they've got a better squad than us already without having even broken their wage structure.

I agree. May I add that this is all YOUR fault. 167549[/snapback] Prick!

Then he complained about the kids being childish afterwards 167507[/snapback] Then told everyone to calm down and stop taking it so seriously. 167527[/snapback] "It's called BANTER! If I have to keep smiling while I'm sticking a knife in your bedroom door for you to realise that, then you're a lot less mature than I thought."

Seriously like, once Spurs realise that they have to break their current wage structure to compete, we're gonna be screwed trying to compete with them for signings. It's not nice to have to admit it, but it's true.

Whats the lure of London? Last time I checked, it was full of gangs, cunts, ignorant tossers, spurs fans, and it had the awful smell of scum about it. 167514[/snapback] Don't get me wrong, I like Newcastle but I think to someone who isn't from the area etc. London is (generally) a nicer place to live if you're loaded. 167518[/snapback] Nah, give me the countryside of Northumberland everytime. Couldnt find a bit of grass without shite on it, in London. 167521[/snapback] These are young lads with money to burn man. They don't want countryside, they want flash nights out and people to fawn over them. Where better to go than London for that?

Whats the lure of London? Last time I checked, it was full of gangs, cunts, ignorant tossers, spurs fans, and it had the awful smell of scum about it. 167514[/snapback] When you're on Premiership footballer's wages, it would be canny easy to avoid all of the above and live the high life tbh. Seriously though - Spurs are a club that currently appear to have direction. We're rudderless, could go up or down and it's anyone's guess which way we'll go.

Cheers, some good ones there too.

I have to say like, right now if I had the choice between Spurs and Newcastle, and had no affiliation to either club, and discounting wages, I would go straight for Spurs without hesitation. They seem to have a really professional set-up, they have the lure of London, they don't have as checkered a recent history of comedy manager sackings/signings etc. etc. I think it's wages and not much more that's giving us an advantage in our transfer dealings tbph.

If you're interested, Craig can draw the blueprints for the stadium expansion from memory as well.

Nicked these off N-O where they were being used to describe Gary Neville (sacrilege!). Anyway, I'm sure people will have heard them a million times, but they're class. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk and kill. When the boogey man goes to sleep at night, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the reason that 'Wally' is hiding. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he aint lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice. The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in Primary School. Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. Chuck Norris has no doors, only walls he walks through. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blink. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris is so fast, that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head! Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. It's a shame he has never cried. Ever.

His sister's bubble perm for example 167475[/snapback] The situational music as well! That must have sounded dated even in the 80s. It's absolutely shit!

Johnson sticking the boot in a bit, but it must be gutting when a sport you loved and excelled at gets called into question by a cheating little shit that's made millions out of it.

I would agree with that like. It's one of those films that's cool to have seen when you're a kid, but when you watch it nowadays it's really dated and some of the performances from the bit-part actors are horribly wooden. EDIT! Scarface, not One Hour Photo.

Mr Woo appeared at half-time at Villa in Robson's last match for us (supafan alert). He was ACE. 167461[/snapback] Aye I remember seeing Renton doing that dance where you sort of swing your arms in a horizontal circle, shouting "Go Woo-ee! Go Woo-ee! Go Woo-ee!". His belly was swinging too.

Not right now though. Just in general.

The new Razorlight album. It's good.

And you and Gemmill. 167436[/snapback] Aye, uber-cool deserves its own category.