Gemmill

Ah, you're still alive then, Bridget.

Common sense has prevailed boys.

Classic brush off, application straight in the bin tbh. 168040[/snapback] Way to give him confidence Renton.

Did anyone watch The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hill? It's an HBO documentary - first part was on the Crime and Investigation Network last night. It's a two-parter - next part next week. Good so far. Unflinching would be the word.

Adecco? Have you tried there?

There might be some work going spare licking stamps at our place if you think you're up to it.

taking a year out so I can get some cash and pay for the following year, mostly sales or recruitment consultancy because I've some experience in that field. 168024[/snapback] Have you tried Nigel Wright in the town? On Grey Street?

It doesn't even rhyme! You might have more success if you convert it to numbers and dazzle me with freestyle numerical wizardry. Booya! 168004[/snapback] thank fuck you're not Chuck Norris, if you were, Gemmil would be up the duff by now. you need to be careful with those "Booyas" tbh. And Gemmil, if I get to the interview stage, I get the job. Simple as. Trouble is alot of these types are looking for experienced folk and I don't have the relevant experience, just hoping to blag it to be honest. 168015[/snapback] What jobs are you looking for like? Is it not just summer work you're after, or is it specifically related to your degree? Just get a job in a bar man.

Cheeky bastard.

Yeah, type CV template into Google, just like I'd have to do to show you a link to one.

Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater and Simple Simon's Pie man? 167997[/snapback] Paddy, Paddy Potato Monkey tbh.

Last two jobs I've had have been the first interviews I've gone for, David. Does that make you feel better? That's what happens when you don't have a McDegree.

Lara Croft in the black and white tbh.

Renton, you said you wouldn't boo him now. Honestly, given your strength of feeling on the matter, I think that if you don't boo him, or have some sort of release mechanism, you might have a stroke at the match.

I know I've taken the piss out of Renton for being insane in the past, and I know he doesn't take kindly to it, but I think he might really have gone this time.

Do you think he was never any good, then? For Man U, for England? 167864[/snapback] I don't support ManU or England though, and they are both teams that Butt wanted to play for, unlike us. The evidence I saw at Cardiff was that Butt was happy to be on the losing side. There can be no way back from that imo. I missed the match on Saturday but if I was manager he wouldn't get near the first team, the ginger, manc, has-been bastard. 167869[/snapback] The bit in bold - load of shit. You're getting carried away with things man. I was at Cardiff too and didn't see a bloke that looked happy to be on the losing side. I was furious with him at the time because he had had such a crap game in the centre of the park (right where we couldn't afford ANYONE to have a crap game against that lot), but to say he looked pleased to have lost is utter bollocks. 167877[/snapback] Was it a coincidence this terrible performance came against ManU? 167882[/snapback] This sounds like a job for Mulder and Scully tbh. I can't believe you're suggesting he actually chucked the game. 167886[/snapback] On a certain level that's exactly what he did. He may not have been consious of it (I would certainly hope not anyway), but he forgot he had a black and white shirt on, that's for certain. 167891[/snapback] Did Paul McKenna get to him?

I thought they were a muscle relaxant for bumming purposes? How can that improve your dancing?

Do you think he was never any good, then? For Man U, for England? 167864[/snapback] I don't support ManU or England though, and they are both teams that Butt wanted to play for, unlike us. The evidence I saw at Cardiff was that Butt was happy to be on the losing side. There can be no way back from that imo. I missed the match on Saturday but if I was manager he wouldn't get near the first team, the ginger, manc, has-been bastard. 167869[/snapback] The bit in bold - load of shit. You're getting carried away with things man. I was at Cardiff too and didn't see a bloke that looked happy to be on the losing side. I was furious with him at the time because he had had such a crap game in the centre of the park (right where we couldn't afford ANYONE to have a crap game against that lot), but to say he looked pleased to have lost is utter bollocks. 167877[/snapback] Was it a coincidence this terrible performance came against ManU? 167882[/snapback] This sounds like a job for Mulder and Scully tbh. I can't believe you're suggesting he actually chucked the game.

Do you think he was never any good, then? For Man U, for England? 167864[/snapback] I don't support ManU or England though, and they are both teams that Butt wanted to play for, unlike us. The evidence I saw at Cardiff was that Butt was happy to be on the losing side. There can be no way back from that imo. I missed the match on Saturday but if I was manager he wouldn't get near the first team, the ginger, manc, has-been bastard. 167869[/snapback] The bit in bold - load of shit. You're getting carried away with things man. I was at Cardiff too and didn't see a bloke that looked happy to be on the losing side. I was furious with him at the time because he had had such a crap game in the centre of the park (right where we couldn't afford ANYONE to have a crap game against that lot), but to say he looked pleased to have lost is utter bollocks.

Jesus wept you sound like an old cloth-capped man! Re: Butt. That twat should never play for us again, end of story. If he's not on the pitch, he won't get booed and embarass all you sensitive souls.... 167846[/snapback] Renton man, you're like a huffy woman sometimes. As long as he plays for us, no one should be booing him. For a start it sounds utterly retarded, and secondly we are not in a position to be able to afford to hound a lad who is on daft money to the point where he'll dread taking possession of the ball. We're stuck with him because of the money we pay him, so if he gets a game (and he might have to if we pick up any injuries) I want him to play well and not get booed by silly arseholes in the crowd. Don't be a silly tart. 167850[/snapback] He should never have got another game after Cardiff. He is an utter disgrace to the shirt. I could understand this as being a "dilemma" if he was any good, but the fact is he is shite! So it's a no brainer for me. I find your views a bit strange considering your opinion of Robert, who although he was in decline could still make useful contributions. No so with Butt I'm afraid. 167862[/snapback] We don't know that. He played crap for a while under Souness, but he looked like the old Nicky Butt when he first came here. Who's to say he can't rediscover that form. As for the Cardiff thing - he had a SHIT game. That's all. But he was used to playing at a club where winning trophies was how you repaid the fans, not walking round the ground and clapping for them after an embarrassing defeat, so he walked off at the end. Only Newcastle fans would be so precious as to now boo him for not giving them a round of applause. The business about him hamming it up with Ferguson - who knows if that was true? Alan Oliver talks so much shit and is so desperate for scapegoats all the time, it's hard to know whether to believe it or not. At the time I was more annoyed with him than I am now, but we have to be sensible about it. At the end of the day, he's done very little wrong other than have a bad run of form and fall out with a bloke that you yourself despise.

Jesus wept you sound like an old cloth-capped man! Re: Butt. That twat should never play for us again, end of story. If he's not on the pitch, he won't get booed and embarass all you sensitive souls.... 167846[/snapback] Renton man, you're like a huffy woman sometimes. As long as he plays for us, no one should be booing him. For a start it sounds utterly retarded, and secondly we are not in a position to be able to afford to hound a lad who is on daft money to the point where he'll dread taking possession of the ball. We're stuck with him because of the money we pay him, so if he gets a game (and he might have to if we pick up any injuries) I want him to play well and not get booed by silly arseholes in the crowd. Don't be a silly tart.

Alcohol isn't about to be reclassified though. Apart from perhaps putting White Zinfandel into a Real Man's Drink category. As for poppers, they ming! The smell that is. When I had to work the gay night on the bar in Bliss the place used to reek of it.

As a clean-living, number-crunching, super-cool accountant, these classifications are an irrelevance to me.

Ramage was really bad at left back at the weekend like. REALLY bad.

Having watched them in the pre-season, my previous confidence that we didn't need a centre-half has taken a bit of a denting tbh. Someone like Campbell would be perfect to bring the youngsters on, and with no club and seemingly no decent offers on the table, he's not really in a position to demand £60k p/w.