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Is it the job spec for your job, SMO?

You forgot to mention that he's currently gazing off to his right, at something in the mid-distance, that no one else can see. 168371[/snapback] He hasn't had another stroke, has he? That's a joke before anyone starts.

A huge spider. What a load of shit!

Lazarus man, I don't know where you're getting the confidence from tbh. We've supposedly been in talks with people on Roeder's list for weeks. I suspect his office at the minute has a desk, a chair, and hundreds of pieces of crumpled-up paper on the floor, each with a list of 5 or 6 different players on them, with lines drawn through them. Roeder is sat in the chair with a pad of paper with only a few sheets left, holding the end of the pencil in his mouth, deep in thought. On the sheet of paper is the following: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. FACT!

All the nice things to do in heaven, I can't imagine them queuing up for that particular spectacle.

Renton, Butt used to be a good player. He's not exactly ancient, and if he can rediscover that form, we'll have a handy player on the books. You just seem to want rid of him for the sake of it. Bearing in mind the money we'd get for him and what a decent replacement would cost, it makes no sense. At this stage we need warm bodies as much as world-beaters.

Post your CV up on here Dave. We'll critique it. Constructively of course.

A heated box thing, where you keep reptiles. 168313[/snapback] I see. I thought it must have been something like that.

What's a vivarium?

And his refusal to acknowledge the Newcastle supporters as he fled the pitch in the aftermath of a 4-1 humbling at the hands of his former club in Cardiff saw his popularity plunge to a new low. Are Newcastle fans really that precious? "Fled" the pitch btw. Jesus wept, Oliver.

RENTON IS SEETHING!

Hear what the great man has to say about our transfers here: http://videos.icnetwork.co.uk/icnewcastle/...liver-video.wmv I can't access it at work, but I'm certain it's bollocks.

Spooookyyyyy! Although you should really be working, not playing silly buggers. That's my taxes you know!

Aye, getting worried too. Targets have supposedly been identified and we're supposed to have been talking to them.......and nothing's happened. Which suggests the talking isn't going too well.

Wor lass watches it is the standard get out clause in these matters I believe. 168224[/snapback] Hmmmm....the standard unconvincing get-out clause, yes. 168226[/snapback] Who do you blame for watching Big Brother then? 168228[/snapback] I've barely watched this series, Mister Love Islander!

Wor lass watches it is the standard get out clause in these matters I believe. 168224[/snapback] Hmmmm....the standard unconvincing get-out clause, yes.

So am I right in thinking that alex is watching Love Island?

No genitals? 168202[/snapback] I bet you've tried to remove his kegs to check as well.

The same goes for everyone else who's champion at something btw. I'm only LOANING the titles to you.

Cath, you play on it for literally days on end man! Obviously if I did play it, I'd wipe the floor with you though.

I failed first time. Passed second time though, although at the time I still didn't really feel I knew how to drive properly. I had a canny few lessons before passing as well iirc. All the boy racers to-be at school used to brag about how they passed after 5 lessons etc. Good luck with it though.

I'd go for the second choice tbh 168174[/snapback] She'll knack you for that.

I've got a couple under my arms, one in the middle of my forehead that just looks like a wrinkle these days, one in the corner of my right eye (in fact lots on my head as I was forever splitting my bonce open as a child ) etc. I'm basically like action man, only an accountant version.

Happy birthday, old bird.

168148[/snapback] Ditto.