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Everything posted by Gemmill
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Is it the job spec for your job, SMO?
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You forgot to mention that he's currently gazing off to his right, at something in the mid-distance, that no one else can see. 168371[/snapback] He hasn't had another stroke, has he? That's a joke before anyone starts.
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A huge spider. What a load of shit!
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Lazarus man, I don't know where you're getting the confidence from tbh. We've supposedly been in talks with people on Roeder's list for weeks. I suspect his office at the minute has a desk, a chair, and hundreds of pieces of crumpled-up paper on the floor, each with a list of 5 or 6 different players on them, with lines drawn through them. Roeder is sat in the chair with a pad of paper with only a few sheets left, holding the end of the pencil in his mouth, deep in thought. On the sheet of paper is the following: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. FACT!
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All the nice things to do in heaven, I can't imagine them queuing up for that particular spectacle.
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Renton, Butt used to be a good player. He's not exactly ancient, and if he can rediscover that form, we'll have a handy player on the books. You just seem to want rid of him for the sake of it. Bearing in mind the money we'd get for him and what a decent replacement would cost, it makes no sense. At this stage we need warm bodies as much as world-beaters.
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Post your CV up on here Dave. We'll critique it. Constructively of course.
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A heated box thing, where you keep reptiles. 168313[/snapback] I see. I thought it must have been something like that.
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What's a vivarium?
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And his refusal to acknowledge the Newcastle supporters as he fled the pitch in the aftermath of a 4-1 humbling at the hands of his former club in Cardiff saw his popularity plunge to a new low. Are Newcastle fans really that precious? "Fled" the pitch btw. Jesus wept, Oliver.
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Hear what the great man has to say about our transfers here: http://videos.icnetwork.co.uk/icnewcastle/...liver-video.wmv I can't access it at work, but I'm certain it's bollocks.
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Spooookyyyyy! Although you should really be working, not playing silly buggers. That's my taxes you know!
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Aye, getting worried too. Targets have supposedly been identified and we're supposed to have been talking to them.......and nothing's happened. Which suggests the talking isn't going too well.
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Wor lass watches it is the standard get out clause in these matters I believe. 168224[/snapback] Hmmmm....the standard unconvincing get-out clause, yes. 168226[/snapback] Who do you blame for watching Big Brother then? 168228[/snapback] I've barely watched this series, Mister Love Islander!
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Wor lass watches it is the standard get out clause in these matters I believe. 168224[/snapback] Hmmmm....the standard unconvincing get-out clause, yes.
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So am I right in thinking that alex is watching Love Island?
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No genitals? 168202[/snapback] I bet you've tried to remove his kegs to check as well.
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The same goes for everyone else who's champion at something btw. I'm only LOANING the titles to you.
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Cath, you play on it for literally days on end man! Obviously if I did play it, I'd wipe the floor with you though.
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I failed first time. Passed second time though, although at the time I still didn't really feel I knew how to drive properly. I had a canny few lessons before passing as well iirc. All the boy racers to-be at school used to brag about how they passed after 5 lessons etc. Good luck with it though.
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I'd go for the second choice tbh 168174[/snapback] She'll knack you for that.
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I've got a couple under my arms, one in the middle of my forehead that just looks like a wrinkle these days, one in the corner of my right eye (in fact lots on my head as I was forever splitting my bonce open as a child ) etc. I'm basically like action man, only an accountant version.