Gemmill

So some strawberry blonde over at N-O reckons !!!!!!! 168659[/snapback] Finally someone gets the hair colour right. 168662[/snapback] TBH the only ginga I know personally has moved on from the Strawberry Blonde protestations (it's SOOO last year), it's now Whispering Peach 168664[/snapback] Fuck off! I'm actually more dirty blonde anyway - I just play on the strawberry blonde thing to satisfy the gimps who insist on calling me ginga.

So some strawberry blonde over at N-O reckons !!!!!!! 168659[/snapback] Finally someone gets the hair colour right.

OMG THIS IS SO REAL TBH!1111!

I'm surprised you didn't break your arms. 168511[/snapback] sexual olympian me man 168641[/snapback] Shot-putter tbh.

You sound like a racing driver.

He'll be sold soon anyway, so it doesn't matter. Can't see us keeping him once we've signed Ronaldo. 168614[/snapback] Aye no need once we've signed the Ronster.

Tbh I remember him coming on against us for Deportivo and playing up the left wing, and he was pretty nippy. The injury to his hamstring definitely affected him there, and you could see last season that he was tentative with it. It's just whether or not he's completely lost that pace now or not.

Funny you brought this up Cath... was at work last night and felt myself being tapped on the left shoulder for most of the evening. Yeh, you know the scenario, no one close by when it was happening. This is pretty common on this wing, but my medcart slowly rolling down the hall on its own is another matter. 168547[/snapback] Joking about aside, this is a little unsettling. I was also on night shift last night. A couple odd things happened. Each one was explainable i suppose, but all together added up to an odd night, i actually said to one of the morning staff that it had been a weird night....pens disappearing, fridge door wide open etc etc. Was is 'haunting night' or summat? 168561[/snapback] I've lost a pen and left my fridge door open before too. WEIRD! 168573[/snapback] Was that after you discovered there was knowt left in your fridge? 168579[/snapback] On reflection, maybe I ate the pen.

Funny you brought this up Cath... was at work last night and felt myself being tapped on the left shoulder for most of the evening. Yeh, you know the scenario, no one close by when it was happening. This is pretty common on this wing, but my medcart slowly rolling down the hall on its own is another matter. 168547[/snapback] Joking about aside, this is a little unsettling. I was also on night shift last night. A couple odd things happened. Each one was explainable i suppose, but all together added up to an odd night, i actually said to one of the morning staff that it had been a weird night....pens disappearing, fridge door wide open etc etc. Was is 'haunting night' or summat? 168561[/snapback] I've lost a pen and left my fridge door open before too. WEIRD!

Can I have that clue on who's looking silly now please?

Footsoldier, I do hope you're referring to this thread, where I quite openly made up a rumour on page one, and by page two you wanted to know where I'd heard it from. http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,26358.0.html

Stuff like that should have been in the ghosty thread really, Billy.

"Keep us informed"? You sound like Derek Acorah replying to fan mail.

I'm surprised you didn't break your arms.

Unbelievable man. He's like an NUFC Indiana Jones.

He must PM the mods to tell them he's leaving though does he? I've never seen him do it on the board, but then you get the mods acting very sombrely going "I'm afraid we won't be seeing any more of MJ ". Five minutes later he's back giving it "Oh my lumme blimey cor guvnor, look who we're signing today!"

Do we super glue his ashes back together? 168426[/snapback] Trust Craig to know how his remains were disposed of.

Now if that wasn't typed one-handed... 168440[/snapback] ....what? Cos it wasn't.

SMO, please apply. The fun we could have listening to your stories of midnight trysts with Cherie in the broom cupboard, and bending Condoleeza Rice over Blair's desk etc....

How dare you? Its not just speculation, he's an ITK don't ya know? Best buddies with Danny boy. 168428[/snapback] He actually started a post with an Alan Oliver-esque "I'm told..." today.

It's better these days than it used to be. By a mile. There's still an awful lot of rubbish gets posted, but it's decent enough tbh.

Apparently we're all supposed to be interested because Spurs are our closest rivals these days. I honestly don't mind too much reading that stuff though, because it comes as blessed relief from the speculation about our own transfer targets. I can definitely see how it annoys some people (the Rocker for instance ) though.

That really is it, though, isn't it? I've never read a bit of analysis from him that I thought was on the button. There's lads over there that I have difficulty reading, that have a far more interesting viewpoint and are more insightful. 168416[/snapback] Thinking about it, I don't think I've ever read much from him other than transfer speculation actually.

Lost at SJP because they were gash that day, went to Newcastle for the money, Spurs are the best run team in the Universe and every real player wants to join them; how gracious in defeat. GREAT fucking poster tbh. Come on, Gem, just because he never directly comes out with anything cock-worthy, he's not exactly subtle, is he? Fair balls, NR. Does he still have that sig btw? Poster by the grace of Geordie God. 168400[/snapback] The sig is hilarious. It used to be so much worse over there with HTT like. He genuinely got it into his head that he was some sort of voice of the Geordie people for a while. Mind it didn't help his disciples telling him that - I remember on his old Howaythetoon board someone actually telling him that he "had a way of capturing what it is to be a Newcastle fan in words" or words to that effect. Jesus wept. Re Jol, I don't think he's a great poster, and the protection he gets off the mods over there is pathetic - it's basically because he can string a sentence together and they're desperate to show how hospitable they can be to fans of other teams. But the fact that he can string a sentence/paragraph/cohesive post together makes him something of a rarity over there, and means that his posts are at least worthy of reading if often packed with patronising shit.