Gemmill

Ronaldo.

For breakfast? With pineapple? Urgh! On the side of your plate as an accompaniment to a meal, yes, but not as a meal in itself.

Move down from the face and there's a couple of things that might swing you. Well, maybe not you. 169391[/snapback] Is she cheb-tacular like? I've never really seen many pictures of her away from her drum kit.

At the end of the day, Courtney Love is a junkie. She looked alright for a little while when she scrubbed up and tried to look a bit hollywood, but it didn't take long for her revert to being a scabby bint. The White Stripes lass looks retarded in that top photo.

Shearer's.

Bloomin' flip!

They're covered in greb, chewie and bird shit for the most part as well.

She'll pick Helen Chamberlain first. And if anyone says she's rough she'll say "'Ow dares you!? Oi've seen 'er in person and she's a lovely lookin' lady you grockle!"

I think that's a lot more embarassing than booing Butt tbh. 169328[/snapback] Me too.

Dizzy as owt her like. Wait for the penny to drop...................

Lesbian.

Don't fight the feeling Keith.

Got his arse chewed off for it as well by the sound of it. Good!

WAAAA-TOHHHHHHH!

That's class. When you follow the series, Robinho very quickly goes from aggressor to running-away-from-the-mad-bald-man.

Beardsley probably. Then Ginola - I was still young enough then to excuse him his huffiness and lack of effort. Plus we as a team were good enough to permit him them.

Ahh so he never sorted out his paternity leave properly then. Oh dear.

I'm worried about that actually, I haven't driven for about 5 years (basically the whole time I was in Germany - ludicrously good public transport rendered it unnecessary) so I'll probably be hopeless when I do finally get behind the wheel again. Might let an instructor sting me for a short refresher course. 169143[/snapback] Aye a mate of mine lived in London and although he'd passed his test he'd never driven much. He was on holiday in Houston when i was there a bit back and honestly he is the worst driver in the world. He would never pass his test if he took it now. Veering out of his lane on a busy 6-lane motorway, taking right turns from the left hand lane of a dual carriageway. Just completely clueless and terrifying to be a passenger. Typical London tosspot as well so he thinks he knows best with everything. We had a MASSIVE argument when he was demanding directions off me and then refusing to do what I told him because [posh accent]"Noooooo, actually I think this might be a better wayyyyy"[/posh accent]. Cue me. "Right, f*ck yer then! RANT RANT RANT RANT!" One of those moments where all of the little things that have been annoying you about someone you would never normally see that much, but then have to spend 10 days, with just come flying out before you've got a chance to censor them.

If nothing else it will make me feel more professional and might stop me from accidentally swearing. 169117[/snapback] I would turn the telly down a bit too. Maybe even stick subtitles on. 169120[/snapback] Have you got call waiting, Smoothy? If you have a good tip would be to break off half way through the interview to take another call. Shows you can multi-task and prioritise. 169127[/snapback] Probably cut them off tbh or if it was Wacky on the other line I'd probably mix the 2 calls up and end up calling my interviewer a short-arse cock-knocker! 169138[/snapback] Speaking of Wacky, he put this on N-O before and I couldn't help but wonder if it was about you in the hope that you saw it. http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/....html#msg494100

If nothing else it will make me feel more professional and might stop me from accidentally swearing. 169117[/snapback] I would turn the telly down a bit too. Maybe even stick subtitles on. 169120[/snapback] Have you got call waiting, Smoothy? If you have a good tip would be to break off half way through the interview to take another call. Shows you can multi-task and prioritise. 169127[/snapback] Also, keep your mobile on and close to the phone. Get one of your mates to text you halfway through the call, then go "Hold on.........I'll just stop you there........just got a text...............*then laugh for a couple of seconds*...........Ok, I'm back with you now............actually can you give me two seconds to reply to that?" Like mancy says, shows you can multi-task.

If nothing else it will make me feel more professional and might stop me from accidentally swearing. 169117[/snapback] I would turn the telly down a bit too. Maybe even stick subtitles on.

Maybe they could. Hey...no...WAIT!

I bet this is exactly the kind of discussion Cath was hoping to generate when she started this thread.

Yes, because outside of what's in the first team, you're taking a big step down. We need quality cover, not just well-paid cover. Besides, I think we'll get rid of Faye before the window closes.

I didn't put it on there, you goon. They desperately want me to be their own, but don't worry, Billy, I'll never forget about you.