Gemmill

"It the sort of name they like up here on Tyneside, isn't it? Bruno?" Eh?

Shepherd having dinner with Ibrahimovic. I hope he chewed with his mouth closed, the fat twat.

Our back four are just four individuals operating completely independently of one another. There's no sense at all that they know how to operate as a unit or have any idea how to cover for one another. Roeder's got his work cut out there.

Martins has scored for Inter v Porto btw. If you want to see the highlight then it's half time in that game in 5 minutes. 3-0 to Inter.

Boumsong's playing in his loafers again. Slipping and sliding all over the place on that last attack.

Boumsong on for the second half. AWESOME!

We're looking ok so far.

Probably. Might do us good to get a bit of a chasing though from a fitness perspective, which is all that really matters here.

Zog and Taylor dropped. Fair enough the N'Zogbia thing like - Duff's the better player. Bit of a toss-up between Taylor and Bramble though IMO.

there's no good aids! sure one might be better, but not good. Better. Not good. 171037[/snapback] .. either I'm being whooshed or I'm going to break out the whoosh cannon me self! 171041[/snapback] Paraphrased from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Fish. Obviously not quite the fan you think you are.

Based on their highlights reels Luque looks the more accomplished player of the two, so if had to choose one to come good it would be Luque. Not because I want Shola to fail, but because I think Luque's best is probably better than Shola's.

I don't know what you two are laughing at, I couldn't agree more.

And then decided he was bigger than Joyce, but anyway...back to you, ticko! I'd be forced to eat potatoes...because of a famine...caused by the potato blight. Stick to the one liners, how did you lot ever rule the World? 170979[/snapback] Yes, you dimwit! If a famine struck, you and your family would have had to feast on your toys which were all made of potatoes. Did you really not understand that or are you just playing up to the stereotype?

Aye, when I worked in the nightclub, the blokes who fought seemed to have some sort of code whereby you stopped when the bouncers got hold of you, but the lasses! Jesus wept. Walking around at the end of the night and finding clumps of hair with pieces of scalp an inch square attached to them was not pleasant.

Toonpack still think that gays are the product of gay relationships. FACT!

Roddy Doyle got there first mate, the whinging bastard! Count yourself lucky there wasn't still a famine or you would have been forced to eat your potato train set.

As if I was chomping. I had you on a string and you KNOW it. You genuinely believed the bit where you said that gays being unable to reproduce would lead to the end of their "race" though, didn't you?

The tag line on the ad was "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down". They probably didn't make it to Ireland like. You'll have had to make do with a potato.

I want him banned from here for making me relive it tbh. NOW!

Seriously...you need to call that by it's real name: knock down Ginger 170897[/snapback] Sheeeesh! Gemmill posts on here man! 170920[/snapback] Knocking him down wouldn't constitute a criminal offence it can be perceived. 170942[/snapback] Weebles wobble but they don't fall down tbh. I would have let someone else have that joke, but none of you are funny enough, so I had to take the piss out of myself on your behalf.

Agree with Dotbum that it's best left alone, but as the person that got Toonpack a life ban on N-O I feel slightly responsible for him having to start a thread about it on here. Anyway, let's not talk about it on here if we can avoid it. Like Dotbum says, it's OMG BOARD WARS!!11 before you know it.

You see this is what happens when they fuck about with the rules on N-O. We end up with fucking criminals!

So basically Fish, your lass was a better fighter than you. Interesting......

As soon as I saw the title to the thread, that was my immediate choice too. Genius.

Naughty potato monkey.