Gemmill

Not really all that bothered about drinking tbh. I'll have the odd drink every now and again at home, and will have a few on a match day, but really don't have much interest in getting monged anymore. Some of my mates make such knobs of themselves when we go out, lining up rounds of shot after shot and calling anyone that doesn't want one a puff (despite the fact that they can barely stand up, both eyes are looking in opposite directions, and they can't walk straight), treating bar staff like shit, nearly getting into bother with people, basically just acting weird even towards the rest of the group, and it's all because they've drank too much and don't know what they're doing anymore. I just can't be arsed with it.

There's not enough time in the world to do that. 173130[/snapback] You're both talking shit tbh. The vast majority of Americans are spot on.

Sammy you retard, the lad was moving on from Chelsea and wanted to move up, not take a giant leap down. Now if you gave me the chance of Newcastle or trying to make a name for myself at Barcelona, it's really a no-brainer. We could have pulled out all the stops we wanted, there's no way Eidur Gudjonsen would have chosen us over Barcelona ffs. There isn't a player in the world with his head screwed on right that would.

I don't think we'll get him tbh. I get more and more disillusioned every day with our transfer situation. Three weeks tomorrow the window closes, and so far we've signed one player - a player who I doubt was on Roeder's original list, but who was all of a sudden available for a good price. As for Wayne Bridge, Mourinho's comments in the press today are that they currently only have one true left back at the club and that they can't go through the season with just Wayne Bridge. So if they sign Ashley Cole, I don't see Wayne Bridge all of a sudden becoming available either. I just don't see who we're really after that we have any real chance of getting, apart from Gravesen.

Gemmill? 172996[/snapback] Oi man lesbo! It's an accepted fact that everyone that comes to a pissup is disappointed at my non-gingerness! So shut it, goth! 172997[/snapback] Pity the same can't be said about your 'weight issues' 173001[/snapback] I'm far too polite to mention yours.

I'm a lazy procrastinator. I know it and there's fuck all I can do about it because I just love being lazy.

Gemmill? 172996[/snapback] Oi man lesbo! It's an accepted fact that everyone that comes to a pissup is disappointed at my non-gingerness! So shut it, goth!

Congratulations!

too much a good thing tbh 172911[/snapback] Aye, McDonalds in your case.

Is it on High Bridge?

does that mean I think they're glow-y and shit? yes does it mean I wan't my little fella to cosy up to the little fella in her? no I am more protective and think they have an aura about them, but I THINK FUCKING PREGNANT WOMEN IS WRONGO is it that fucking hard to comprehend? jaysus cried buckets tbh. 172892[/snapback] Dunno if youve got a lass but if she told you she was preggers - you'd happily stop shagging her for 9 months? 172900[/snapback] She'd get pregnant just for the respite tbh.

How do you work that one out anyway Fish? Oh and I see you're still watching Big Brother btw.

When they get Glyn out of the house, someone needs to run tests on him to make sure he isn't retarded tbh.

'Some Like It Hot' - I love that fillum 172881[/snapback] Cult classic. Amongst HERMERS!

Is this another of Crimson Fault's incarnations then?

Will you confirm after a month whether or not you're interested like?

Have a word with yourselves, you dirty animals!

I quite liked him as a pundit type on Sky. Wonder if he'll get any work for Sky or if that's his punditry career over. What an idiot though if that's the end of a nice little earner from watching cricket for the sake of a daft comment like that.

Well done.

"I believe in America. America has made my fortune." "Hey, whaddya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and - bada-BING! - you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit." Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever." "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!" "Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this." First 4 are easy. Who can get the fifth?

So you're going to start working , when Renton bursts out of the closet? OK... 172811[/snapback] Get back to your bog!

When are you planning to start working for a living then? 172785[/snapback] When you finally burst out of the closet.

Aye, so was I when I worked there like. Glad to be away from the place now, although I basically just resent having to work for a living whoever my employer is.

No, not any more. Left a couple of years ago now. Do the lads you know work in the Newcastle office?

172772[/snapback] That's absolutely rubbish tbh. That's more to do with that one not being funny than me being thick.