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Textbook Rob - dismissive whilst missing the point. I'm aware Tebbit said that if you move to a country you should support them Rob. That's not what I'm saying though. If I moved to Australia I wouldn't suddenly stop supporting England. I'm saying it's sad that a lot of young Muslims don't feel British or English. 174488[/snapback] Probably because they read threads like this and don't feel all that welcome tbh. 174494[/snapback] Do you think I've said anything that is particularly out of order or offensive to Muslims like? 174498[/snapback] No. Not you specifically. But I'm sure British muslims love being stereotyped as insular callcentre staff who mistreat their women and celebrate the deaths of other British civilians. As long as our society continues to be this welcoming why wouldn't they want to integrate more fully with us? 174506[/snapback] Toucan Telecom call centre staff ARE Indian/Pakistani though. That's not a stereotype, it's a FACTISTANI.

Mrs McClusky was a right old bitch!

and me, i now have the beginnings of a headache 174470[/snapback] The first dimension would be enough to make your head explode tbf.

For £10m or a swap for Keane as Dotbum mentions, I'd go for it like. I'd take my chances on him becoming the genius that some would have me believe he already is.

Toucan Telecom tbh, the little bastards. "Mr. Robinson sir. A thousand apologies for ringing you every day sir. But are you absolutely certain I cannot take up one more minute of your time to explain to you the fantastic offer we have at Toucan Telecom"

Interesting stuff. I'd like to think we'll tell them to sling their hook.

With the roads around the airport airport heaving so emergency services wouldn't be able to get through. 174399[/snapback] This is like the bit in a movie with Bruce Willis where the penny drops that THIS was their dastardly plan all along! I can just see Bruce running through the terminal shouting "EVERYBODY OUT! GET OUT! YIPPEE SOMETHING!"

Someone posted this a couple of weeks ago. It hurt my brain.

We're not a very close family on either side, so I sat down with my Grandfather at his 80th and got everything he could remember down, quite a mess on the back of an envelope. He died shortly after that, so I was happy to have done it. Transferred it all to some software a year or so ago, only to have the fucking hard drive crash. Hadn't kept the envelope either, complete bastard! 174393[/snapback] That's a shame like. You could still suss it all out from records and that, but what a clart on. I was looking on the British Army site recently, and if you have a soldier's ID number or whatever it was called, you can trace them right the way through the war - where they were stationed, where they moved to, injuries they picked up, battles they were involved in, medals they won. My granddad was one of the mentalists who lied about how old he was to fight in WWI so I quite fancied getting all the info as he's dead now. Need my mam to dig out his medals though to get his number.

There's still that pesky matter of you being one of Her Majesty's subjects tbh. How do you actually know that much about your family history, out of interest? I haven't a clue. 174383[/snapback] I'd love to know my family tree, but I want someone to just hand it to me. I don't want to have to do any sitting in libraries or owt. Maybe when I have kids I'll ground them for weeks on end and task them with it.

Getting Daily Mail readers in a tizz by whistling the national anthem on the podium was quality though.

Should be knighted for services to the British joystick industry. 174372[/snapback] Is that a gay thing, or are we talking about Decathlon/the sequel Supertest? 174374[/snapback] The latter. Though now you mention it, that moustache was a bit pornstar, wasn't it? 174375[/snapback] Remember when he wore that t-shirt 'Is the world's 2nd greatest athlete gay?' At Los Angeles in 1984. Aimed at Carl Lewis h'allegedly, h'allegedly. 174378[/snapback] He was a bit of a tosser like. Class sportsman and I love a bit of arrogance in sportsmen, but that was a bit out of order.

Should be knighted for services to the British joystick industry. 174372[/snapback] Is that a gay thing, or are we talking about Decathlon/the sequel Supertest?

Rent boy tbs tbs. 174364[/snapback] Blatantly. Deposited in one night of passion an'all.

Hungry Horace tbh. Or Daley Thompson.

Against Villareal, it didn't look to me like individual errors, it looked like 4 players who didn't know how to operate as a back four that was the problem. Which is a coaching issue. Hopefully it's something they can work on.

Buy a pair of noise reduction headphones. One of the best purchases I have ever made 174339[/snapback] It's more for the in-flight entertainment. On AA planes they have special sockets so you can't just plug your headphones into them and you have to pay three quid for their own ones! Swine. 174343[/snapback] Keep the ones you bought last time. Or fly business class, darling, and you get noise-reducing ones.

Tea out of vending machines is absolutely awful though. 174330[/snapback] Agree. It's like the granulated tea that PG tried to flog a few years back.

Open a gym?

Have a sweet cup of milky tea and calm down, dear!

We've got a lazy arse like you in our office. Never gets a fucking round of coffees in yet will happily dish out his order when someone else goes up! 174283[/snapback] I never dish out an order tbh because I can't be chewed with the whole thing. And I find it preposterous that if I fancy a cup of coffee, the only way I can have one is if I get one for 10 other people. There's a lad in our department who gets one maybe 3 times a week, so he'll just say yes when someone's getting a round in. His name is muck in the department because of it - absolutely ridiculous!

:) :lol: 174276[/snapback] Honestly, you want to read the whole thread. It's on the NUFC forum over there. Back to his best tbh.

Who's this wonderkid leftback at Southampton, Bailes is it?? 174252[/snapback] Baines? At Wigan?

You don't feel anything when a plane gets blown out of the sky anyway, so he'd be able to justify it based on countless interviews he's read with people killed in plane crashes.

I tried it for a while, but preferred Mac Mail. I also tried Entourage - Microsoft's mac version of Outlook and it's an absolute shambles of a programme. Keeps downloading emails 5 and 6 times, so my inbox on my computer is just jammed with duplicate copies of the same email.