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Jesus wept. I like Reese Witherspoon in normal circumstances, but that is not nice.

I fucking hated that film. It was so bloody dull. I wanted them all to die by the end of it. The fact that I knew they wouldn't only made it worse.

Li3nz, it sounds like you don't want a mac for perfectly legitimate reasons. So......don't get one.

If you get a decent spec one, aye. Although quite why you would want to run all that at the same time... If you do get a mac, I've got Microsoft Office for it, so gis a shout.

I don't think anyone is obsessed with talentless cloggers, to be honest with you. 176132[/snapback] Probably not. But there seem to be a lot of people who blindly value 'effort' over everything else. 176285[/snapback] When the "everything else" is overshadowed by the lack of effort, yes they do.

I, Robot. It was good actually. Popcorn stuff as has been suggested, but entertaining enough.

poseurs, meeja types, w******, people who don't want to talk to the rest of the common herd, designers and other riff raff I'm happy with the rest of humanity TBH 176274[/snapback] Rob talks shit. AGAIN. Nowt to do with the above and everything to do with the fact that you can do all of the stuff your average user has a PC for, but it runs better and faster, isn't as susceptible to viruses and isn't a monstrosity.

Still can't quite bring yourself to say you're wrong though - putting it in quotation marks and only conceding that your way is not "the official way".

I would be interested if you could find anyone to say of Luque "Perhaps only Henry could score a goal like the one he did against Lillestrom" without dribbling. Jesus Wept. 176103[/snapback] Name me any other player in the premiership who you think capable of scoring a goal like that. I know Robert did once against Arsenal, but other than that I cant really think of another player from this league who could do it. 176245[/snapback] It wasn't by any means a great goal ffs. He beat a couple of players and stroked it into the bottom corner - no outstanding, only-one-player-in-the-world-could-do-that instances of skill. There are any number of players who can a) beat a couple of players and finish from outside the box) in the Premiership and The Championship for that matter. Fucking hell you'd think it was Maradona's second v England the way you're carrying on. Talk us through the things that Luque did in that move that only Henry could replicate.

I think it's class that we've got a 74 year old on the board. Dunno why like, but it is.

I thought this was just a gap year job. Are you telling me you went to uni to learn how to sell double glazing door-to-door? Beats McDonalds I suppose.

Aye it looks rank like. Go for a slash and flush the chain and it looks like there's still wee in there.

Fish's "that was the way I was taught" argument is hilarious. Dave man, it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong, and that the idiot that taught you to play is wrong too. If I claimed that I was taught that when the ball went out of play in football that it was a penalty, it doesn't make me any less wrong to claim that "that was the way I was taught".

Aye I've got it here in North Shields too. Is it ok to make cuppas with or do I need to go to the bastard shop and buy bottles?

Where does he reveal he has £20m to spend?

Fish well and truly slapped across the face with the gauntlet before it was thrown down. Aaaaand he's bottling it.

Congratulations mate. No shenanigans with dorty sales birds at the hotel training mind. You're a professional now. Sounds like a canny wage and should set you up nicely for going back to uni. You can be the blingest bloke on campus.

Aye it's shit Laz. Even worse is the way in and out of the Tesco Extra on the coast road. I got stuck there for over an hour on New Year's Eve just trying to get out of the fucking car park. I was ready to abandon my car and just get out and start indiscriminately killing people after about 20 minutes of waiting.

What job did you get like? You looked like you should have had Princess Leia on a chain lead in a bikini tbh.

He'll want you to take it round to him like, peasepud. Bone idle he is. Second Wacky's should have got a mac. I'm sitting on my sofa, wireless on my iBook.

Puh-lease! I think you're forgetting how good you look in capri pants.

List them tbh. Or at least link them.

Ring BT and get them to change your phone to the broadband phone thing, and stick with BT. You'll save some money. Unless it's BT's service you aren't happy with?

I couldn't disagree more, the only time I ever get that feeling of stretched time anymore is during a workout. Weights are fine, but an hour stretch on the bike feels like a year. How are you supposed to occupy your brain? I actually broke a couple of bikes because I couldn't cope with the boredom. 175702[/snapback] First I was afraid! I was petrified! Still think that's hilarious like.

That is fucking hilarious no matter how many times I see it. The thing is though, what the fuck was Robert doing hitting it that hard in that direction?? Completely random and unnecessary, but what a funny result.