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didn't say I wanted to, but I'm arrogant and might have disposable income so I thought it was mandatory 177029[/snapback] Seen as you've been so public about your potential earnings, I think we should have a thread on here like the sales board they have on Glengarry Glen Ross. Every time you make a sale you get to put it on the board, and at the end of each month you have to disclose your earnings to us. It'll keep you honest, and I'm hoping it'll give us all a chance to laugh at how much they lied to you in the interview.

We self-moderate. Plus anyone who doesn't like it over here tends to find that out pretty quickly and not come back in a hurry, I find.

When I read it earlier I thought he'd used the wrong word, but he's taken a couple of hidings on here recently (the aesthetically pleasing issue and the poker argument), so I didn't pull him up on it. I think he was just trying to be clever, but now you've given him the Saddam thing, he'll cling onto it like it's a liferaft.

Yeah, tried that and it's the same. It happens if I play it in both rela player and Windows Media. Here's an example: Last night I tried to watch the 'The Roeder Review - Job Done' clip. Same problem. Now have you looked at that one and it's ok? If so, then the question's answered really. 176966[/snapback] I haven't subscribed to it for years but never had this problem at the time. If you're watching an interview with Shola, that's just how he talks, but I can't explain the Roeder thing.

Even the great Steven Taylor got farmer out on loan though. Following in the great man's footsteps tbs tbs.

Aye, only him and Henry could have scored it out of players in the Premiership apparently.

That thing where he was Delbert Wilkins was far from crucial too.

aimaad, I have to say, I find your claims that Luque's goal could only have been scored by him and one other player in the Premiership utterly preposterous. Did you see Riise's goal yesterday? How many players in the Premiership could have scored that? Ran with the ball past a couple of players and scored from outside the area. That's all Luque did.

Adrian Chiles is the only decent one on 606 because he knows what's going on in the lower leagues to and can craic on with anyone. Spoony's knowledge is restricted to what he's heard other people say about Premiership teams and it's embarrassing when someone rings in wanting to talk about Walsall or whatever and he just doesn't know what to say in response, the cockend. The BBC want their arses kicking for giving him that job. In fact, one of us should ring up and absolutely slate him for being a know-nowt cockney red every week he's on there. We could set up a rota.

I would sooner watch Lenny Henry than Lee Evans. At least he might do that Gatanga thing.

An issue of symmetry?

I'm gonna ring in and ask him how old Martins is and how much Feyenoord's valuation of Kuyt is. If he doesn't know the answer to either I'm gonna tell him to stop pissing about on the radio and ficking will find out.

One of the mods should change her name to Dogkiller tbh.

I always used to download the videos rather than watch the streaming versions. Dunno if that's any help.

Any word on how the elderly couple and their dogs were like, you self-obsessed bint?

Are you suggesting that that place I found in Benidorm wasn't a one-off?

That's Dotbum's Workout Status Alerts. Girlfriend: Will you be much longer? Dotbum: Give us 30 seconds...................................I grew STRONG! Reet, gonna hit the showers.

Graeme WAS doing a great job though to be fair.

By the way, as far as poor transfer planning goes, this surely puts scouting players in pre-season friendlies in the shade. Two weeks til the season starts and we're suddenly unsure how old our prime transfer target is.

Probably quite a simple explanation for that though, surely.

a "mate" eh? 176777[/snapback] Yes, Sima. He was led to believe, until his teens, that his birth mother was his sister. In the meantime, her parents (his grandparents) brought him up. A strange state of affairs.

Gladstone Small begins new career as an Inter Milan supporting Human Cannonball

To mete out manly punishment to would-be terrorists? Good idea, snakey.

You should open up a Betfair account (whether you want to or not! ). You'd get much better than 14s on there, I'm sure.

I tell you what like, he looks a hell of a lot older than 21. Story is that the Nigerian website is wrong - apparently it's not the only age on the website that they've messed up. I doubt the move is "on ice" because of this though - probably Oliver's just discovered it and thought it would make a good story.