Gemmill

You wait. It won't be long before you're showing some new recruit about the special screws with a semi-on.

JJ was the worst of all time. That twat would sit and let you get him drinks all night and not once would his conscience get the better of him!

Twat! I think I'm a bit like alex on that one like, cos it's one of my pet hates an'all, so when I first saw that I thought "You twat!".

Have you got a shoe fetish like, fatty? 177172[/snapback] We have already estalished that you are more porky than me ginge. 177176[/snapback] No no no, chublet.

Have you got a shoe fetish like, fatty?

I wouldn't wear the capri pants to work by the way. That's not gonna fly.

I firmly believe that you'd still have hair if it wasn't for all these pointless facts. 177137[/snapback] You reckon it's a trade-off then? 177153[/snapback] Could be. Have a purge and see what happens. You could turn up to the Wigan game like Michael Heseltine.

Anal spasm?

I came off my bike after playing knicky knocky nine doors. Karma tbh. I went down this huge hill and turned the corner onto a dirt road, and the bike just skidded away from under me. Spectacular grazing down pretty much the whole of my left hand side.

I firmly believe that you'd still have hair if it wasn't for all these pointless facts.

You really are a double glazing salesman? Good luck, try and not be as obnoxious as the last one I had. 177126[/snapback] He'll have to really try.

Brain tumour? 177072[/snapback] I was gonna make that joke but thought better of it.

Is NOT an autonym. Go to the bottom of the class. 177099[/snapback] But it's all lemony and stuff. 177110[/snapback] You're learning.

I assumed it would be 10% of anything he made, or a ginger bumming if he didn't. I used to be, no real need for it in the conventional sense any more. I'm flicking back and forth, the work I'm doing at the moment is technical, and does my head in, so I have to give my brain a rest quite a lot. That's my excuse, anyway. Nearly finished this bastard project now, so you might not see as much of me. 177106[/snapback] How does that work like? You finish a project so you'll be around less??

Just giving you a life lesson tbh 177107[/snapback] Getting him back for saying he wanted to out-earn him by charging him just enough to ensure that he doesn't.

I don't do personal accounts and tax and stuff anyway. I'm strictly corporate, darling. I like how your dad's charging you though.

Is NOT an autonym. Go to the bottom of the class.

Fluffy is quite blatantly an autonym. That you lot don't recognise it as such is a sign of your ignorance. I came up with loads of good ones in the old thread actually. By the end of the thread I feel I was the only one who fully understood the concept.

Poor bitter, impoverished Renton. Gemmill - have you told Fish your terms yet? 177081[/snapback] Ya wha? Are you in sales then Dotbum? I was thinking about this earlier - does your lass not bollock you for being on here all day while she has to do all the work?

I hope the rumours that the woman who talked you through first year earnings previously worked on setting up the Nigerian FA website prove to be unfounded btw.

He's the classic failed middle aged sales person, constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown over his next deal. A bit like death of a salesman, which even I found to be too depressing! 177070[/snapback] Cheers Renty. You got to the typo in time too, I'm impressed.

See. We're even helping him. You can post details of all appointments in here too if you like, that way we'll know when to expect some feedback on how things went.

Notch them up in here as you seal the deals matey. All the best.

Damn! I don't watch the Simpsons so I don't get it. Explain please!

didn't say I wanted to, but I'm arrogant and might have disposable income so I thought it was mandatory 177029[/snapback] Seen as you've been so public about your potential earnings, I think we should have a thread on here like the sales board they have on Glengarry Glen Ross. Every time you make a sale you get to put it on the board, and at the end of each month you have to disclose your earnings to us. It'll keep you honest, and I'm hoping it'll give us all a chance to laugh at how much they lied to you in the interview. 177033[/snapback] What have I missed? I assumed that GF earned about 7K. 177047[/snapback] Check out the CHU-CHING thread.