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Hi Glenn. Would you rather shag a lass with no arms or no legs? *prays GeordieMessiah doesn't stray on here today*

Lie at the bottom of a staircase moaning, pretend you did it at work 177592[/snapback] Class idea.

I'd call you a poof but that'd be an insult to meenzer. 177598[/snapback] Here man, if you want some grotty wifey with bits of lead hanging out of her, you're more than welcome to her.

It's like that in wallsend. I would still sign him. He's good so what does his age really matter. He must be fit enough and he is not going to be here more than 3 years (my opinion based on the majority of foreign imports) 177597[/snapback] I guess when it really matters is if you want to sell him in 3 years time, and he's either in his mid-twenties or going into his early 30s. It would massively affect the sell-on value.

There are no quotes, dumbass. It's the Journal telling you he wants to come to the Premiership, not the player.

Obafemi Martins is as shocked as anyone by Marco Materazzi's black right arm.

This'll be Oliver's next exclusive: Deal on ice as 48 year old "Lying" Obafemi Martins is not even from Nigeria after all.

Pele makes Shola look like Pele.

I reall dont think Hasselbaink would have came. 177573[/snapback] Are you joking? He was at Boro man. If he'd play for them he'd play for anyone. He's now gone to Charlton. He would have snapped Roeder's hand off.

Any kid that beats kids up because they've done it on a computer game would have been beating kids up before the game came along, I'm sure. It is canny irresponsible though, and has clearly been made with controversy in mind. I'll give it a month after it comes out before the Daily Mail has a picture of some kid with a black eye and MY VIDEO GAME HELL type headline.

None of the above tbh. Minging!

Jesus wept. I know this is just a rumours thing and it's probably complete bullshit, but is there ANYONE out there still confident that we're going to get the right people in before the window closes. If we are in for the likes of Camara by the way, I'll say it again - Hasselbaink, for free, already living in the area. No brainer for everyone bar Roeder.

SSN are reporting that we're now refusing to meet their £10m valuation because we're unsure of his age. I think they got it from the Sun, so I'm hoping it's bollocks. If I had to bet on whether he'll be here by the time the window closes, I'd say no though. I suspect we might be looking for excuses not to sign him now that we've discovered that the price is £10m +.

Any adult queuing for a Harry Potter book in the middle of the night deserves whatever's coming to them tbh.

Aye, sick of hearing about it here too.

I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf. 177261[/snapback] That reminds me of a film I once watched.... 177265[/snapback] That's the sort of stuff Toonraider watches with her husband - FACT!

I've got a friend who owns a door and window company and they do refer to windows as vision panels. 177262[/snapback] And this is your friend?

I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf.

It was a tremendous outburst though. I agree, at the time I remember thinking that it wasn't like him at all. And that it was completely untrue.

Best was when he was stopping at peasepud's - rent free, mind you - and he would go out and get himself a takeaway and not say a word to Peter, come home, sit on Peter's couch and eat it in front of him, without offering him so much as a bite. Quality brass neck on the boy.

Nah he was alreet, but the drink thing did used to wind me up something chronic. In the end you had to make a point of being selective with who you asked if they wanted drinks or you would have had a stroke with the build up of stress about the whole thing. The article about Diet Coke will go down in internet history an'all. I like to think that he's somewhere working on a new article and that a return is not too far away.

Turning down sales already. Who does he think he is??

He used to intentionally get himself jobs in far-flung places so that he had an excuse to not stay in them very long an'all! Plus he slept with peasepud.

JJ was the worst of all time. That twat would sit and let you get him drinks all night and not once would his conscience get the better of him! 177202[/snapback] He was tee total was he not though? Seems a bit unfair to make someone who's on lemonade get the drinks in. Is he still alive anyway? 177205[/snapback] He went tee-total after a while. Not before he'd drank his body weight in free beer though. In fact that's probably why he went tee-total - couldn't handle all the free drink he was getting plied with.

You wait. It won't be long before you're showing some new recruit about the special screws with a semi-on.