Gemmill

I do believe you still need to read Harry Potter after declaring we wouldn't sign Owen.. 177745[/snapback] Is it not enough that we DID sign Owen, Catherine? Must you force me to read those.......children's things!?

The beer is the only redeeming feature, I've always thought. Tastes nicer, isn't watered down, and as a result always seems to be stronger. Depends what sort of a range they have obviously.

to tell the truth?

If people do it on Saturday I'll join in like. Anything to help the atmosphere tbh. It looked class at Shearer's testimonial and got the place on its feet. It can't hurt, I suppose.

You bought a set of pans off there iirc.

I've ordered one three times from the council. Every time it comes I get to use it for about three days before some gypsy arsehole in my back lane nicks it. I've just taken to using anyone and everyone else's now. It requires a certain amount of stealth, but they asked for it.

By the way, Alex ruined the last one for some people on N-O by posting a link to a T-shirt with a spoiler on it. People went INSANE. It was class.

Calimag on N-O queued up at midnight for the last one iirc. I can't remember if he said he dressed up or not though. Canny pathetic of the kid to do it in a drive-by style though, although judging by that lasses reaction she would have kicked him all over the shop if she could have got her hands on him.

Would anyone else care to answer the Siouxsie Sioux vs Jessica Simpson question? Is it just me that would pass up on the pasty freakshow with the back-combed birds nest on top of her head?

Incidentally I would rather give Shola the number 9 than Camara if this turns out to be true.

£6m for Henri Camara. Wigan laughing all the way to the bank tbh.

You're touchy today young man. Nope no flesh tunnels on me Gemmill my cardigan wearing accountant friend. Not my thing and like you I don't think they are attractive but hey each to their own I say. What happens when "that one" turns Gemmill, she's funny, you think she is attractive (gorgeous even), she's smart and can out add you, she even has her own calculator! Then after 6 months of dating you finally get her home into bed and as she takes off her pure white marks and sparks, there gleaming you in the face is a clit ring the size of your little finger and pierced nipples with d-bolts large enough to lift a truck? What you politely ask her to leave, never to see her again because she's "the weird one"? Or do you bone up and go where you wanted to go in the first place, moving into the realms of a ride you will never forget? 177672[/snapback] How am I touchy, you ginger gimp? Oh, and keep your fantasies to yourself, you strange strange man. Flesh tunnels. Jesus wept! 177676[/snapback] I'm going to go all leaze on you here: You haven't answered my question! You call me weird when you're the one talking about gimps 177682[/snapback] Was that a serious question like? She'd be out on her pierced ear tbh.

I was allowed to work in the lounge on New Years Eve, having previously been restricted to the bar. Jesus wept at the clip of these bloke's wives. It's no wonder they spent every waking moment at the club. Do you see many of your age in there when you go, or do you reckon it'll die out with our generation? I can't think of many of my mates that go to them.

You're touchy today young man. Nope no flesh tunnels on me Gemmill my cardigan wearing accountant friend. Not my thing and like you I don't think they are attractive but hey each to their own I say. What happens when "that one" turns Gemmill, she's funny, you think she is attractive (gorgeous even), she's smart and can out add you, she even has her own calculator! Then after 6 months of dating you finally get her home into bed and as she takes off her pure white marks and sparks, there gleaming you in the face is a clit ring the size of your little finger and pierced nipples with d-bolts large enough to lift a truck? What you politely ask her to leave, never to see her again because she's "the weird one"? Or do you bone up and go where you wanted to go in the first place, moving into the realms of a ride you will never forget? 177672[/snapback] How am I touchy, you ginger gimp? Oh, and keep your fantasies to yourself, you strange strange man. Flesh tunnels. Jesus wept!

Owen is correct, Cole isn't.

I used to work in one in Hebburn and they're strange, strange places. The manageress had one tooth in her entire head which made her look like a grotesque fully grown baby. If you made any noise clinking glasses together when the bingo was on, there was hell on! Anyway, I left to go and work in a nightclub in town and the toothy woman rang my house and absolutely bollocked my sister for me leaving. She couldn't get the old trout off the phone. I went in a couple of times with a mate of mine whose dad used to drink in there all the time, but tbh, I just find them very weird places. I also worked in there on Christmas day and couldn't believe how many turned up as if it was just a normal day on the drink. Only with Christmas jumpers.

Stick a sofa bed in there and a plasma screen and turn it into the Shinton cinema room a la MTV Cribs.

I wouldn't put a gym in it. I always think it looks minging when you see gym equipment through someone's front windows. I don't know why, just do.

Actually it's not as bad as you think. It's the piercing that protrudes from the area between underneath the bottom lip and the chin. Designed to stimulate the scrotum when deep throating one's partner. Is that what you thought it was? 177644[/snapback] Honestly mate, it's YOU that's the weird one being into all this shit. That is foul! I bet you're one of these who likes those huge rings people get inserted into their earlobes. They must look idiotic then they take them out and their earlobes are hanging down past their hairline.

Is that cos you're so fat your feet sometimes object? 177616[/snapback] Waiting for this. I've got flat feet you twunt! But excess weight probably doesn't help.... 177630[/snapback] So've I mate. All the cool people have got them.

Na. Sorry, to clarify this is total opening day goals these players have scored since the Premiership started, not just from one opening day.

Re Michael Owen - a bloke at work was on holiday in Wales recently and got talking to a lad who's good mates with Owen's brother. Anyway according to this lad he's had rave reviews from Owen's brother on what Owen thinks of Newcastle as a place and a club, and he's really happy and settled here. So there you go, could be bollocks, but it's nice to hear anyway.

Skool Daze was quality, but I never even came close to finishing it. I couldn't work out what to do so I'd just spend all the time standing up in class and firing things at the teacher.

Which two players hold the record for most goals scored on the opening day of the Premiership, and how many have they scored?

Is that cos you're so fat your feet sometimes object?