Gemmill

Is it a case of getting rat arsed, correcting wrongs that have been done and said on the forum. Mainly by the means of sickening violence and or sexual perverseness. Or do we just compare badges and team selection. I like a good enamel badge. how do we identify each other. 178114[/snapback] I've seen your photo on N-O. I don't think we'll have any problem identifying you. :razz:

Rockin' all over the spare room! [/repetitive]

What do you mean, Welsh boy! That spelling is spot on. Or are you on about something else?

Fair play to Staunton for shipping him home as soon as it played up like.

Sad for Ashton like. Seems a canny lad. Should have come here and he could have done his ligaments instead.

Puff!

No, it'll be your fault. Could've had Defoe at the start of June for £10m btw. SUSPICION.

The DART (Dublin Area Rapid Transit), aye, it's shit. We make a good go of a piss up in a brewery, but that's where we draw the line. Dublin will be a car park in a few years, and the spaces will cost more than the US national debt. Where were you in Dublin, MM? I'll give you a few routes to take on the night bus if you want the authentic skanger experience. 178043[/snapback] Blatantly copied off the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transport) by the sound of things.

That story about the lass putting the chewing gum on that bloke etc. was about it being done to you really wasn't it? 178030[/snapback] I'd have scalped her with my house keys tbh.

What's with the belief that no quality strikers are available until the last two weeks of the window like? You aren't obliged to sign shit for the first 2.5 months you know. Wigan did, but they didn't have to. Kuyt for instance has been available to sign since the 1st of June......

Groin strain. AWESOME.

Metro > Bus, but I still don't do late night metros through Death Valley tbh. I can't be arsed with the hassle of having to LACE everyone in the face.

I do think Shola's gonna score a few this season, but I nearly shat my colon when he went down clutching his knee against Ventspils. If that had been a serious injury, Kuyt would have all of a sudden cost us £15m and Inter Milan would have made us say "Obafemi Martins is only 18 years old" ten times before handing over our £20m for him.

I thought this was a new low: http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~882262,00.html 178009[/snapback] I might enter that tbh.

Apparently it's just a precaution. You know the season's about to start when our players start to injure themselves though.

No one is acting like that at all. But it makes more sense to start the season with your full squad, and a decent compliment of strikers. It's perfectly possible that Wigan could beat us, and it's also true that we'd have a better chance of beating them with top class strikers to put away the chances.

That's right, Alan. You single-handedly saved the club from another foreigner. Gold star. 177975[/snapback] We baulked at the price and Freddy asked Oliver to give him a good face-saving excuse in the form of that story. PLAUSIBLE CONSPIRACY.

snob 177890[/snapback] If you say so. They're horrible things, packed with smelly people. Yuck! 177902[/snapback] You'll quite happily jump on the Metro though? 177971[/snapback] No, I reluctantly jump on the Metro.

I dont seem to remember asking you any questions? 177970[/snapback] See? THAT is what sounding like Leazes Mag sounds like. Now don't accuse me of that again.

You sound like LeazesMag. Change the record man. 177952[/snapback] Do you think we should still be scouting Kuyt now? A yes or no answer will do. No doubt you won't answer the question! 177959[/snapback] I would personally want to see him in a few more friendlies tbh. 177962[/snapback] When you've answered my questions, maybe I'll answer yours. And don't talk to me about Renton's medical qualifications.

You sound like LeazesMag. Change the record man. 177952[/snapback] Do you think we should still be scouting Kuyt now? A yes or no answer will do. No doubt you won't answer the question!

No-go on Camara then. Good. And we're still scouting Kuyt......

Can anyone remember The Amazing Mute on the SMB? Had a class avatar of a bloke with his mouth bound and would reply in perfectly serious threads just going "Mmmmf fmmmmf mmmmmfffffff".

That's set to change when you get your horny devil thing written on your car.

Easily solved by talking to the player. Of course that would mean making an official approach for him, which I believe we have pencilled in for the 31st of August. 177911[/snapback] No one knows what's going on behind the scenes. As I've said, if the window closes and we haven't got anyone, I'll be as crestfallen as anyone. But if we have to play the Wigan game with Shola and Luque rather than just buying a player for the sake of it, then so be it. 177915[/snapback] If we'd made an official approach and had a bid accepted, we'd all know about it. Things are quiet because not much is happening. Why that is, I don't know, but I don't reckon we've had a bid accepted for any strikers. Inter aren't going to keep quiet and allow us to do a deal on the sly, as it's not in their interests. 177920[/snapback] If it was Souness in charge you wouldn't be saying this But he is right: 177934[/snapback] We haven't had a bid accepted. FACT!