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Early Elvis was a cool bloke tbh. He died a mess and the Vegas Elvis is comedy more than anything else like.

Away and shite! They've lost Bullard and Thompson and signed Heskey. And we'll be much fitter than them. I fancy us to turn them over tbh.

Deep-fried peanut butter sandwich eating fat bastard. If the drugs hadn't killed him, his diet would have before too long. Or he would have ended up like Marlon Brando.

By Scottish standards tbh.

Is that not you deciding what to rescue from your burning house?

I've never been threatened on the quayside and although I've never been to Darlington, I'd like to think I could get down the street without being shouted at. Which begs the question, what is J69 doing/wearing to attract this unwanted attention?

On second thoughts, I'd river dance the flames to death and get back to me whiskey bottle tbs tbs. 178919[/snapback] Aye a few flames licking your face would only add to the authentic Irish look.

Single-handedly responsible for your parent's divorce tbh. 178883[/snapback] It was worth it just for how spoilt me and my sister got after it happened. 178886[/snapback] It's helped to make you what you are today wait for the follow up to this. If it was on N-O 48 pager fact 178895[/snapback] I'm a lovely lad.

Single-handedly responsible for your parent's divorce tbh. 178883[/snapback] It was worth it just for how spoilt me and my sister got after it happened. 178886[/snapback] when me mam and dad remarried (to other people) me and my sister had 2 xmas's, 2 birthdays, 2 easters....... 178893[/snapback] My dad's a bit tight on the christmas and birthday front, but we were both allowed a couple of mates each to stay over pretty much every weekend, and we used to do the classic divorced parent Sunday lunch followed by the pictures thing with my dad every weekend. For about three years I had seen everything that was on at the pictures. I was a nightmare to go to the video shop with - "Seen it. Seen it. Seen it."

"Feck I don't know what to take! AAAAAAAARRRGGHHH so it is."

Single-handedly responsible for your parent's divorce tbh. 178883[/snapback] It was worth it just for how spoilt me and my sister got after it happened.

I don't think he would even have noticed tbh alex. I doubt he's given it a second thought. Just me being daft about it really, I'm sure. You're right like, I wouldn't have known what to say anyway.

Sorry!

That's why I said my Hard Drive. 178870[/snapback] You're excused. Toplass is only little though. And she'd never know what leads to unplug at the back - she's a lass ffs!

Reading that has set me off 178859[/snapback] I hate thinking about my mam and dad's divorce like. My dad never wanted them to get divorced and I remember going into the kitchen after they'd had a screaming row once and seeing my dad sitting there by himself looking down at the kitchen table just fiddling with a ringpull in his hands. I felt absolutely gutted for him cos I knew he must have been thinking "This is it. No more marriage. No more living with my kids". I just got something out the fridge and left the room and I've felt a bit guilty about not saying something ever since.

I haven't heard of most of those. Can I just add that the music from Twin Peaks always gets to me. 178831[/snapback] Ok, crying at music is gay. Especially Enya. 178840[/snapback] I heard you were in floods when Erasure playe Blue Savannah Sun. 178851[/snapback] Got some poppers in my eye, if you MUST know.

Haway, all these people saying they'd take their PC?! Your house is burning down man! You can't make three trips! "Oh I'd dismantle and remove my fitted kitchen." It has to be things you can just grab!

I like when DanTheMan calls you darling.

I haven't heard of most of those. Can I just add that the music from Twin Peaks always gets to me. 178831[/snapback] Ok, crying at music is gay. Especially Enya.

I didn't mean to finger them. What happened to that smilie?

A pre-emptive :fingers: for when the lasses turn up later and go "Oooo look what happens when we leave you boys alone etc. etc." btw.

I nearly cried tears of boredom when I watched it. If you're gonna make a film where everyone knows they live at the end, and the rest of it is just space ship/mission control panicking, make it shorter, Howard. Be told!

Just have floating bank holidays that people can take when they want. That's what they do in the US - I had 8 fixed bank holidays and two floaters which I could take whenever. It allows the people of different religions to take theirs to observe their own bank holidays.

Aye, Million Dollar Baby was sad. Not to give anything away, but I knew very little about it and had no idea that was coming.

My mate at school used to work on a market stall with his sister's boyfriend on a weekend - we were about 15 or 16. Anyway, he took to calling grown women hinny, and pet and stuff just to copy this lad he was working with. We all used to take the piss telling him he was too young for stuff like that and that he sounded like a wanker etc. Anyway, we went to this sandwich shop one day (greasy spoon type place) and the woman behind the counter looked nails - mid 40s, forearms like Popeye, actually, they were TATOOED forearms like Popeye. Anyway, he gets to the front of the queue and, at 15 with a face full of spots, goes "Bacon sandwich love" in his best deep voice. Well, I thought she was gonna throw the pan of chip fat at him. She blew her stack and told him to fuck off and get his bacon sandwich elsewhere. It was quality.