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he might, but when I sing his praises I forget he's an anti English twat 179543[/snapback] He's a proud Scotsman. Nowt wrong with that. I don't really care what he thinks about England - most English-Scottish stuff can be put down to friendly banter, but a lot of times I think there's justification in any contempt the Scots may have for the English.

I just thought Henman never looked like a winner. Murray does, in the same way Hewitt does. He looks a battler.

Unless you get over your wimpy fear of flying then Butlins is gonna be the best you can hope for. 179504[/snapback] surely it's a fear of crashing that all these people have, not flying?? Y'know, hurtling through the air toward the ground; getting thrown about all over the cabin; all the mindless screaming; pieces of aircraft being torn off bit by bit. That sort of thing? 179509[/snapback] I do have a fear of flying not just crashing. Im scared of heights and enclosed spaces....in fact yes!! That was me on that flight yesterday 179524[/snapback] One of Ian Mcewan's recent books perfectly sums up what it's probably like to be on a plane that's going to crash. He describes the growing smell of shit filling the air. 179531[/snapback] Was it Saturday? Any good? You do realise that Rob's gonna be all over your arse now with articles from Flight contesting your shit smell claims? I wouldn't shit myself if I was on a plane about to crash by the way. That's minging.

Have you read the thread on NO? He's getting very little credit from her. It was all down to Federer playing rubbish.

Unless you get over your wimpy fear of flying then Butlins is gonna be the best you can hope for. 179504[/snapback] Never!!!! (not whilst there's a center parcs)!! Anyway Bianca, dont forget that although i'm a big wimp, i have been known to get on a ferry.....travel sicknes tablets and sick bag at the ready mind! 179517[/snapback] Oh what a feeling! Dancing on the Sealink!

Was it only me that noticed how much chubbier Shearer looked last night btw? He's starting to get an Andy Gray potato head.

By the way, IF this does turn out to be true and the deal to send him to Liverpool was all but signed while we were still scouting him last night, NOW are we allowed to say that we've pissed about far too much watching the lad play when we should have been making an offer?? Did they think he was just sat waiting for us or something?

Ally's 4 A's should have made the local news anyway - the lad's semi-retarded ffs.

Unless you get over your wimpy fear of flying then Butlins is gonna be the best you can hope for.

Get easier every time - FACT! In fact I think I'll be winding them up on NO about that later.

Renton, are you coming on Saturday, you steemasex heemasex?

Tenner says Ally doesn't turn up this weekend like. He always talks bollocks about how he's coming......then says "If my mate's coming I won't be able to make it"......then the next thing we hear is after the day he'll come on and go "Sorry I couldn't be there." Stage one and two are already complete in the pissup thread.

Greece were diabolical, but England looked a different side altogether last night. Canny sad that that comes just after the World Cup, and an indictment of Eriksson.

Or if we'd just signed Schevchenko and Ballack ffs. What's wrong with them?!

Chairman Freddy Shepherd and boss Glenn Roeder travelled to Dublin to watch Kuyt in action for his country last night. But they were disappointed to learn that the 26-year-old’s move to Anfield had already been agreed. It's from the Sun like, but still. Laurel and frigging Hardy.

Roeder's going to watch him in training with Liverpool next week tbh.

He's definitely off to Liverpool. He was too ugly to wear the number 9 anyway. Strictly no albinos.

Aye someone made it up. He's gonna be the new Ronnie Rosenthal instead.

Target number one looks to have knocked us back then. Let's hope Martins doesn't see his future somewhere other than Newcastle or we are well and truly fucked. Is there anyone out there still preaching patience?

I bet he didn't have RL Burnside on his blues selection. Anyway not everyone listens to the obscure shite you listen to.

ROI 0 - 4 Holland Jeff Stelling: Steve Staunton, held up at gunpoint on Monday, mugged on Wednesday.

Doesn't he have English grandparents or something?

Apparently there's one more short series left - 8 episodes or something. I was disappointed with the fact that there was no big finale to that last series an'all.

Just won it. Well done.

Shearer PILING the pounds on! He's turning into Andy Gray, the jowly twat!