Gemmill

PL and tbd fully PIF-PAF-POOFED by the great soprendo, Paul Mitchell. I'd be surprised if either of them posts again.

I'd kick her fucking head in.

Back in your box, Grimace!

Should have waited til Monday, we'll have to get him a present now.

We need to hear from our Yorkshire correspondent. What say you, Whitby Woman?

Straight into the first team ahead of Isak is what I'm hearing.

This should shut PL and tbd RIGHT up. A £10m striker from Sheff United. PIF POWER!

No idea.

Wow, this sounds AMAZING. I can't believe I thought this show was completely shit.

❌ New Japanese Posters ❌ New Jamaican Posters

BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL!

McClaren got the Jamaica job. Fuck me, I hope he does the accent again.

The knuckle dragged are outside Downing Street tonight. This is clearly being coordinated. Hamza Yousaf had it right earlier when he said to proscribe the EDL as a terrorist organisation.

The bloke's a big racist arsehole. Who in his team thought putting him in front of a room of hostile black journalists was a good idea? He'll be sat there fuming, the stupid cunt.

This is in front of a room full of black people. What is he fucking doing this for?!

This thread is live and is gonna be well worth following. The Trump campaign has, for some mad reason, agreed that he will speak in front of the National Association of Black Journalists. He's already kept them waiting an hour because they said they had Politifact there to fact check him in real time, so he went into a stand off with them. Now he's on stage and.... It is not going well.

Canoe Slalom final starting in the next 5 to 10 min. GB lass won a medal in Tokyo and qualified in 6th, so she has a chance. If anyone wants to watch....

Aye, it wasn't planned. Wilde imploded on the last lap. Ran 11 seconds slower than previous lap, whilst Yee ran 8 seconds quicker. He just saw the lad in front of him faltering and whipped past him.

Given Willock's injury record, I'm pleased to see the new performance director is insisting on a crash helmet during pre season.

Barry Glendenning is doing the Guardian live feed, and he says Argentina won, so that's that.

And C) I don't know which moved are harder than others. But, all that said, I agree. He was robbed.

I hate events like that where a) a judge decides and b) I know fuck all about how scoring works.

Second?! Bullshit from the judges.