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Nice one Renton. Should I keep an eye out for a fat goth? How will we recognise you or are you coming incognito?

I'd be asking to look at his birth certificate if I was Mourinho. 24 my arse!

I cannot fucking WAIT for the match tomorrow. We're gonna hammer them. God bless pre-match optimism.

Is this still the German one, Brock?

Open them you mincer!

Get out the house you fucking tit.

I reckon you're looking at 5 or 6 million for Nugent. Depends how much Preston feel they can take the piss/how desperate they are to keep him really.

Never mind BB tbh. Akabusi claims we've made tentative enquiries about David Nugent.

He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! You must be green with envy. 180142[/snapback] Canadian accent tbh 180596[/snapback] Not anymore, he speaks English like a German does these days, the curly haired ponce!

Cath, are you quids in yet?

I think he's a vulgar unfunny arsehole in the main. I'm not a prude and I don't mind the odd dirty joke, but when it's your entire act, what's the fucking point? I'm gonna sound like a right snobby twat here, but I'd say he generally appeals to thick fuckers, because there's no requirement to engage your brain in the slightest to get his jokes. 180457[/snapback] I think that ship has sailed. 180464[/snapback] True. Twat.

I think he's a vulgar unfunny arsehole in the main. I'm not a prude and I don't mind the odd dirty joke, but when it's your entire act, what's the fucking point? I'm gonna sound like a right snobby twat here, but I'd say he generally appeals to thick fuckers, because there's no requirement to engage your brain in the slightest to get his jokes.

We have to use our two strikers sparingly. If Luque doesn't play he can't get injured. It's safest for all concerned if we adopt this approach.

He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! You must be green with envy. 180142[/snapback] I'm envious of Man Utd for recieving £50, which by rights, is actually mine. 180427[/snapback] I was referring to the fact that your mate sent you a "gloating" text about getting Hargreaves on his shirt, numbnuts.

If you're in Newcastle and are going to the match by yourself, you should come to the pissup btw. There's lasses there, and snakehips can be restrained.

ive already got 5 different version of reservoir dogs but i'll probably get the gasoline can version as well. 180443[/snapback] It'll be the same film you know.

He was sending the wrong signals by eating Sugar Puffs. Roeder took this as a Honey Monster come-on.

Looking on Amazon tbh.

Be gentle with him, Leesa, he's 74 year old! And by the way what are you doing up on here at 4 in the morning.

Correct.

Aye welcome scouse bloke. Watch out for Renton humping your leg though. He lurrrrrves scousers.

Tarbuck-tastic.

We can't even complete a scarf signing properly. Wonder if we'll have any in by the end of the window.

Can just imagine you. Sat up in bed, head scraping the ceiling and feet scraping the wall at the far end of the room, 5 foot from the end of the bed.

Isn't it about time Mr. Face-like-a-smashed-cinema-seat told us what IS going to happen instead of using his back page exclusives to deny rumours printed in other papers!?