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Everything posted by Gemmill
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The original of the Wicker Man was fucking shit. That's my main gripe with the fact that some dickhead is remaking it. Once was bad enough.
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Nice one Renton. Should I keep an eye out for a fat goth? How will we recognise you or are you coming incognito?
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I'd be asking to look at his birth certificate if I was Mourinho. 24 my arse!
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I cannot fucking WAIT for the match tomorrow. We're gonna hammer them. God bless pre-match optimism.
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Is this still the German one, Brock?
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Open them you mincer!
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Get out the house you fucking tit.
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I reckon you're looking at 5 or 6 million for Nugent. Depends how much Preston feel they can take the piss/how desperate they are to keep him really.
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Never mind BB tbh. Akabusi claims we've made tentative enquiries about David Nugent.
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He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! You must be green with envy. 180142[/snapback] Canadian accent tbh 180596[/snapback] Not anymore, he speaks English like a German does these days, the curly haired ponce!
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Cath, are you quids in yet?
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I think he's a vulgar unfunny arsehole in the main. I'm not a prude and I don't mind the odd dirty joke, but when it's your entire act, what's the fucking point? I'm gonna sound like a right snobby twat here, but I'd say he generally appeals to thick fuckers, because there's no requirement to engage your brain in the slightest to get his jokes. 180457[/snapback] I think that ship has sailed. 180464[/snapback] True. Twat.
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I think he's a vulgar unfunny arsehole in the main. I'm not a prude and I don't mind the odd dirty joke, but when it's your entire act, what's the fucking point? I'm gonna sound like a right snobby twat here, but I'd say he generally appeals to thick fuckers, because there's no requirement to engage your brain in the slightest to get his jokes.
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We have to use our two strikers sparingly. If Luque doesn't play he can't get injured. It's safest for all concerned if we adopt this approach.
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He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! You must be green with envy. 180142[/snapback] I'm envious of Man Utd for recieving £50, which by rights, is actually mine. 180427[/snapback] I was referring to the fact that your mate sent you a "gloating" text about getting Hargreaves on his shirt, numbnuts.
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If you're in Newcastle and are going to the match by yourself, you should come to the pissup btw. There's lasses there, and snakehips can be restrained.
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ive already got 5 different version of reservoir dogs but i'll probably get the gasoline can version as well. 180443[/snapback] It'll be the same film you know.
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He was sending the wrong signals by eating Sugar Puffs. Roeder took this as a Honey Monster come-on.
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Looking on Amazon tbh.
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Be gentle with him, Leesa, he's 74 year old! And by the way what are you doing up on here at 4 in the morning.
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Correct.
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Aye welcome scouse bloke. Watch out for Renton humping your leg though. He lurrrrrves scousers.
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We can't even complete a scarf signing properly. Wonder if we'll have any in by the end of the window.
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Can just imagine you. Sat up in bed, head scraping the ceiling and feet scraping the wall at the far end of the room, 5 foot from the end of the bed.