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What the hell does it say? It's moving too quickly.

that's what i dont get yet, its fine the halls selling their shares but Freddie will never sell up will he? whats different about these takeover rumours to those in the past then? 181992[/snapback] If they guaranteed him a seat at the press conference when Shearer becomes manager, he'd take the cash I reckon. He won't want to miss out on that though. Mind I'd make him wear one of those things on his head just so he knew he was the Sheik's bitch.

Formula One is shit though, so he did us all a favour there.

Oh.

If we had a mongowabulous wage bill, we'd have a squad full of insanely valuable players to sell off in the event of him getting bored. It's always a risk like, but it could be canny in the meantime.

I wish! Anyway, it says in that article that he bought a stake in some Formula One team. Have they made any great strides since then?

We might end up with some nice new gold fixtures and fittings around SJP. Maybe a statue of this sheikh outside the ground. Half-time hookahs from the pie shop. This could be class.

Even better news if it's some rich geezer from Dubai. As long as he doesn't try to pick the team or who we sign, I'd gladly take his money for players off his hands.

Never mind that, how gay does the whole thing sound?! "Jumping for joy"???? They only do that in Enid Blyton novels ffs. "With our arms round each other." Jesus H Christ!

It's not as simple as just assets minus debts, but yes, both are taken into account when valuing a business. Not sure what Abramovich did with Chelsea's debts, because he's so mentally loaded, but when valuing a company you have to take their debts into consideration.

I know you weren't knocking it, you goon!

Italian passport apparently.

Was that the sound of air escaping from your baggy bumhole, Mr. I Need a Bigger Model?

There was still a bit of banter between the two of them which was canny though. It wasn't a patch on Swingers though, I agree.

Hmmmmmm.

Nice gesture actually. They'll need to get it in the local press for it to work though. Perhaps Craig Hope can do a video address to the Geordie Nation. "................mm-hm............................right.....................ehhhhhm................."

Aye, don't forget, this was the same bloke that said we were looking at "£7m rated" Miroslave Klose. Probably a load of shit.

Class price for Boum if it's true. Suspect it hinges on them getting promoted this season and all sorts of other add-ons though. We'll see.....

Not you, Jimbo!

You weren't saying that last week when we'd "cooled our interest" you face-like-an-old-sofa looking twat!?

Aye, caught in the act. I've got one of him on my phone as insurance.

No full stop. Dotbum will be on your ASS! 181890[/snapback] Question mark even! Or maybe a "?!".

No full stop. Dotbum will be on your ASS!

Somebody edited my post.

I think that's the right one. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/africa/5270960.stm 181874[/snapback] I take everything that Oluwashina Okeleji says with a pinch of salt tbh. Until I hear it from Alan Oliver, it's bollocks.