Gemmill

The beeb require two independent sources before they'll run a story. Or something like that. It's why you never usually get the sort of shit on there that you'll get on the Skysports website.

Canny shocked like. I certainly didn't expect this when I got up this morning.

Aye, for it to get to this stage, following the talks with the Halls, you'd have to think it's probably gonna go through.

Get with the programme Barney! That one's already been posted.

Wonder where Ahmed lives. Probably nowhere near Manchester.

Luke, I get the impression you think there's some truth in the belief that Hair's a bit of a racist. I know it's completely out of order, but he just looks like one to me.

The FT seems pretty certain he's got a hand in it. Would make sense since we did have a dealing with a Sheik in the past when Keegan was here. 182139[/snapback] Sultan of BroonAle tbh. 182142[/snapback] Change Local Hero to Sultans of Swing for the pre-match.... 182146[/snapback] Commission a new version - Sultans of Bling - and you've got a winner. 182149[/snapback] The video to that has enormous possibilities. From shepherd in head gear doing a fat mans jig to the first team doing 'walk like an egyptian'-style robot dances. Great idea Gemmill, could bring in a few quid if it got to no. 1. 182168[/snapback] Video ends with Dyer setting light to 50 Dirham notes..........fade to black.

That literally is a Tesco Value type tea towel as well btw. At least get something silk for your promotional shots, Sheiky.

I thought it was about time i came over for a bit. The craic can be much funnier here. Its working again and i'm still here so that says something. Plus i think i managed to pick up some tickets for the west ham game. What with my contributions to this thread its been a decent knock as they say in cricket. 182154[/snapback] Nice one. Definitely better craic on here when it gets going, it can just be a bit quiet from time to time. The spaz count is pretty much non-existent.

Besides, you're only over here cos N-O's spackered again.

The FT seems pretty certain he's got a hand in it. Would make sense since we did have a dealing with a Sheik in the past when Keegan was here. 182139[/snapback] Sultan of BroonAle tbh. 182142[/snapback] Change Local Hero to Sultans of Swing for the pre-match.... 182146[/snapback] Commission a new version - Sultans of Bling - and you've got a winner.

That's right. You fagged for the captain of the Lacrosse team. My mistake.

The FT seems pretty certain he's got a hand in it. Would make sense since we did have a dealing with a Sheik in the past when Keegan was here. 182139[/snapback] Sultan of BroonAle tbh. 182142[/snapback] That's the fella. Didn't he take the team bus back when Keegan left? 182144[/snapback] I don't know that we ever got it. I know he commissioned some enormous luxury 10-storey team bus with a CD player and everything, but he either said we couldn't have it, or took it back when Keegan quit.

The FT seems pretty certain he's got a hand in it. Would make sense since we did have a dealing with a Sheik in the past when Keegan was here. 182139[/snapback] Sultan of BroonAle tbh.

The FT made it up. Shhhhh, there's more to discuss if we pretend it's a sheik rather than Belgravia.

I can imagine that dick Oliver coinciding his retirement with any takeover going through, in a fit of grandstanding at the club no longer being in Geordie ownership. He'll have the mongs that read the Chronicle whipped up into a frenzy.

When reading ChezGiven's advice, it's worth bearing in mind that he was captain of the Lacrosse team at Durham (Darrum if you're talking to him).

Can you imagine Oliver trying to extract his exclusives from a Sheikh?

At current exchange rates that's only around £6bn quid, the pauper!

I think it's meant to be decent tbh. I went to Newcastle, but the Northumbria lot always seemed more normal than a lot of the people on my course. Guess it depends what you're planning on studying like, but you could do a lot worse.

dressed as a clown? 182042[/snapback] Aye, that's the one. Not sure if it was fancy dress or not tbh. 182044[/snapback] On his way to a foam party to meet Craig tbh. Of the two Gol was the better dressed.

From where? 182014[/snapback] I've seen it too 182021[/snapback] Strange. Can I see it please? 182028[/snapback] From your football team's website. Team manager iirc.

God forbid the lazy bastards should actually work a full day, we owe them everything. 182032[/snapback] Running around an empty SJP playing laser tag tbh. And putting in for overtime.

I wouldn't mind a super-casino either. I'm just a dirty, dirty accountant, and it's all about the money tbh.

Oi! I've seen your photo Gol.