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Probably dreaming of the day they have a stadium with a capacity of 65,001.

Too much asking Isak about leaving. From local journalists on the eve of a cup final ffs.

This is Tuchel talking. The opening sentence is about Henderson but he goes on to mention Burn, and say why he's picked them both.

It's gonna be shit when they announce ticket prices for the new ground, cos they're definitely gonna take a jump up. Best thing they can do between now and then is make us a permanent CL fixture and genuine challengers for the PL. If we go to the new ground with a trophy or two to display, that won't hurt either. Cos if we're still in our current chrysalis phase, I think fans would have more reason to feel like they're having the piss taken out of them.

I don't know which bit you're watching but the police are way overly friendly with him when they stop them in the van. She's acting hysterical and they're a lot more understanding of him and his "crazy girlfriend" than they are of the lass bawling who they've had a report was getting slapped in the face by the lad previously.

There also needs to be consideration given to what ground capacity the city can cope with. That includes police, transport links, etc. The club can't just double the capacity of the current ground and tell all of these stakeholders to lump it.

That's mint news if its right.

It won't meet the demand, you're right. But that's totally unfeasible.

Well if everyone that wanted a season ticket needed to be accommodated, they'd need to build a 100k+ seater. It's just not feasible.

We've gone from Ashley treating SJP like a tip to the announcement that we're getting a brand spanker of a new stadium in the space of 3.5 years. The response: "not enough seats. I'm not happy."

No one's ever fucking happy are they. You need ONE fucking seat man. What do you care whether there's another 64,999 or 69,999. This is just moaning for the sake of it.

Second biggest club ground in the country tbf. Only Old Trafford is bigger.

You knew their thinking was moving in that direction. Now they've made a decision.

Decision made according to Hope. New ground on Leazes Park, it is.

ammolad can sort you out with what you really want for a mere £74.

Anybody want to submit a request for @Renton's records?

St Maximin posting a screen grab of his weight and body fat over time and pointing out that he was 84kg when he left Newcastle, and is 84kg now. Conveniently missing the fact that the same screen grab shows his fat % when he left Newcastle was around 9%, and is 13.6% now. Mourinho's training sessions not a patch on Eddie's.

It's certainly not gonna do anything for Diego's belief that the game is rigged for Real Madrid.

Well said, Fabio. I don't know about the stuff about him wanting to be the protagonist, but his football is boring as fuck to watch.

Wanker boy Slot reckons Konate should be fit for the final.

New White Lotus is quality.

I mean... It's not quite as billed. It's not like he left him hanging for a handshake or anything.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Man United thing never happens, and isn't just a bit of PR at a time when there's been nothing but bad news about the club. They're £1bn in debt, and they're gonna build a £2bn stadium? More likely that sponsors are making noises about the amount they're paying to a bottom half PL club, and they needed to generate a positive news story.

Dickson's pork shops are the REAL Geordie bakery. Their pasties and mince pies are tremendous.