Gemmill

A rare mix of the two I think you'll find.

Euphemism tbh. There you go, Laz.

Euphenism tbh. 183480[/snapback] This is about the tenth time you've put euphenism instead of eupheMism. Get it right, spaz boy!

I assume so, I've never heard the health scare stories associated with them. To be on the safe side - stop fucking gassing on the phone so much 183492[/snapback] I dont use the phone much, if i chat to my friends its normally on MSN Only time im stuck on the phone for hours is if i draw the short straw and get the Mother Out-Law I thought i'd check as i want a cordless phone...people always seem to ring whilst im cooking (burning) dinner I try to keep calls on my mobile short, when my best mate Karl rings me he talks for ages and i really feel my ear burning hot must be so bad for you, i told him the other day to hang up and ring the home phone. 183498[/snapback] You sound like such a backward yokel. :blush: "When moi mate Karl calls oi troys to keep the calls shorrrrt." If you talk as slowly as most people down there do, you've got no chance. Despite this bloke's advice, I still have the cordless in my house - I wouldn't talk to anyone for longer than two minutes if I had to stay in one place while I did it.

....cos you're the best thing about this place 183491[/snapback] Corrected.

It sounds a bit new-agey, but when my mam moved house she had this bloke out who took readings on magnetic/electrical currents (or something, I can't remember exactly what it was he was doing), to tell her whether there was anything to worry about - supposedly this sort of thing can have a dramatic effect on your health. Anyway he told her to get rid of the cordless phones they have in the house, and said he would never have them in his house because of the damaging interference (or whatever, I really don't know what the terminology was). He reckons mobiles are alright as long as they aren't used excessively, but cordless phones were a big no-no.

Is it any wonder?

Have you been feeding him beetroot then?

Don't bring us problems, Fish, bring us solutions. Have you sold any windows yet or not? The clock is ticking and as we've heard nothing about successful deals yet, I'm starting to have some pretty serious doubts about the £28k p.a. talk. By the way, I bet you're absolutely WRECKED finally having to go to work every day.

Can I do the "You can't handle the Huth" joke yet?

Are they smoked? I like the processed smoked Austrian cheese that comes in red tubes.

Correction: take the money and turbo-waddle.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~886804,00.html And on SSN he's apparently said something along the lines of "If Portsmouth or anyone else want him, then tough, because he'll be on a plane to Newcastle tomorrow." Nails, wor Glenn.

Ah right. What a tosser.

I'll take the fraud option. Although I could quite fancy being a hitman for a day.

Ahh right. What a cock. Who was that?

Dont wish your days away Gemmill, life is so short as it is! 183228[/snapback] I wish every work day away, and will continue to do so until my lottery numbers come up. The most sickening thing about it all is how fast the weekends fly by. Surely life isn't meant to be 5/7ths drudgery?! 183352[/snapback] No it isnt So change it! Try and find a job you actually enjoy We have an extremely short life, and you're wasting yours by only living for the weekends. 183400[/snapback] I've got to the stage now where I'm getting paid too much in accountancy and have too much debt to start off at the beginning in anything else. I did think about joining a recruitment consultancy that specifies in placing accountants - they tend to hire accounting professionals, so have to pay decent wages, but I didn't pursue it. Might have a look into it, but I'm worried it would be like a bit of a sales job. Will see how it goes here for a bit - could end up having more of a business role and less of an accounting role before too long anyway, which would be a change if nothing else. 183409[/snapback] Gemmill...this all sounds incredibly dull You're tied to what you do at the moment because of money, it always boils down to money...these tribes that move around, find a new spot and build a house in a day have a lot going for them!! No debt, no mortgage, no bills... At least whilst you're at work you can come and play on Toontastic 183418[/snapback] Everything boils down to money. True though, at least I can come on here.

They're trying to get something going where people take their scarves to the game and have some sort of "Walking in a Robson wonderland" singalong with scarves aloft as a get-well-soon gesture to Robson. I think it's a nice idea if they can pull it off.

That quote's a made up one, like everything that seems to appear in the footballing press. 183415[/snapback] Someone was claiming it was nicked off Wikipedia, but then someone else was asking whether it went up on Wikipedia after the Times printed it. Is it the former? The problem is more down to silly dickheads trying to promote their unofficial Newcastle websites by making up quotes to try and generate traffic. Not a dig at anyone btw, as I've no idea who made these quotes up, but it doesn't help. Having said all that, the press shouldn't be so stupid as to print stuff that isn't from a) the horse's mouth or b ) a decent source.

Good shout. Would explain why Arsenal are desperate to do it, but Man United don't want to. You're a geek if it's right though!

I'm ignoring your jibes btw, peasepud.

Dont wish your days away Gemmill, life is so short as it is! 183228[/snapback] I wish every work day away, and will continue to do so until my lottery numbers come up. The most sickening thing about it all is how fast the weekends fly by. Surely life isn't meant to be 5/7ths drudgery?! 183352[/snapback] No it isnt So change it! Try and find a job you actually enjoy We have an extremely short life, and you're wasting yours by only living for the weekends. 183400[/snapback] I've got to the stage now where I'm getting paid too much in accountancy and have too much debt to start off at the beginning in anything else. I did think about joining a recruitment consultancy that specifies in placing accountants - they tend to hire accounting professionals, so have to pay decent wages, but I didn't pursue it. Might have a look into it, but I'm worried it would be like a bit of a sales job. Will see how it goes here for a bit - could end up having more of a business role and less of an accounting role before too long anyway, which would be a change if nothing else.

Am I guaranteed to be successful in commission of the crime and to get away Scot-free? If so I'd commit some sort of internet skullduggery against a faceless corporation, snaffle £1m off them and not have to worry about anyone losing their job, suffering any psychological distress etc. etc.

He'll Sheikh 'n' Vac his entire ass.